emily's definitions

morbididity

A dumb term that my boyfriend made up. Normally morbid-like things are death etc. but noooo. If it made sense, it wouldn't be Brian. Morbididity to him means anything sad or a downer...It drives me crazy because IT IS NOT A WORD!!!

Is your journal full of morbididity today?

by Emily December 31, 2004

back roading

driving around on back roads (gravel or dirt) while getting high or drunk. (see gravel roading)

Hey guys, I'm really bored. Let's go back roading!

by Emily December 29, 2004

thunder thighs

"THUNDER THIGHS" are a fat girls thighs that are so humoungous, big & fat that they clap together when they walk. This produces a loud noise which goes like "SLAP, SLAP, SLAP" , hence the "thunder" part of the word.

Look at that girls thunder thighs!

by Emily December 28, 2004

basted

when you are bored and wasted at the same time

I was home alone with nothing to do, so I got basted.

by Emily December 26, 2004

sunglasses

Plastic/metal/glass instruments placed over the eyes to block out harmful UV rays.

Celebrities use them to diguise themselves as normal people. Normal people use them to digsuise themselves as celebrities.

"Check out the new sunglasses I bought! They protect my eyes while making myself appear to be rich."

by Emily December 24, 2004

to finge

to have anal sex while rummaging in the lady's minge with your fingers.

fingeing is a good way to spread germs
OR
finge theatre is very important in our culture

by Emily December 16, 2004

koozie

A cylindrical insulator for beer can and beer bottles (it probably also works with other beverages in aluminum cans or glass bottles). Usually made from foam and cloth and sold at convenience stores.
(alt spellilng coozie)

Wow, this koozie is keeping my beer cold and my hand warm at the same time.

by emily December 14, 2004