by emily May 31, 2004

townies r wanka's. they think they r hard but aren't most r mummy boys hu still wet there pants. no1 likes this kind. have u noticed that all townies r thick ugly and stupid all at the same time, even though they have no talent copin wiv that must b hard. the townie often thinks there not 1 of us there a goth but it aint tru u stupid wanka's get ova urself ur ugly stupid, fat and ur crappy gold reingd cnt fit ova ur fat fingers so fuk off and get a life!!!
taylor hail!'i'm gonna fuk ur face' oooh deary me i think u meant fuk ur face up u thicko!!!!!! 'im gonna bang u out' pls dnt u dnt have anything there to bang me out wiv u hobo!!
by Emily January 26, 2005

by Emily May 13, 2004

Further proof that Quentin Tarantino is psycho, and likes to act out his wierdo fantasies on Uma Thurman. Funny in a sadistic, bloody sort of way, just like all of his movies. Except Reservoir Dogs. That was just frigging insane.
Movie message: Revenge is the key to success.
Movie message: Revenge is the key to success.
Movie goer #1: *Throws up*
Movie goer #2: What the hell? why is the screen blue?!
Movie goer #3: haha! Oooh, Lucy Liu's brain!
Critic: *kisses Quentin Tarantino's ass*
Movie goer #2: What the hell? why is the screen blue?!
Movie goer #3: haha! Oooh, Lucy Liu's brain!
Critic: *kisses Quentin Tarantino's ass*
by Emily May 19, 2004

A person who buys their clothes at Abercrombie & Fitch. As opposed to someone who buys their clothes at Gap, Hot Topic, Old Navy, Sears, or the Salvation Army. Apparently, the simple fact of where they shop determines their intelligence level. Who knew?
"While we're at the mall, I need to head to Abercrombie & Fitch for a second."
"You Abercrombie Zombie! I didn't realize you were a stupid frat-boy who wants to look like everyone else."
"Actually, I just need to pick up a pair of jeans. It won't take long. You can wait outside."
"You Abercrombie Zombie! I didn't realize you were a stupid frat-boy who wants to look like everyone else."
"Actually, I just need to pick up a pair of jeans. It won't take long. You can wait outside."
by Emily December 28, 2005

by emily May 19, 2003

