elric21's definitions
LVS - "And then I took his friction generator and lavaliered myself with his liquid energy, making me his and elevating him to LL master."
LVS hopeful - "Oh that is so romantic."
LVS hopeful - "Oh that is so romantic."
by Elric21 July 31, 2012
Get the friction generatormug. disrespectful slang for the art of lavaliering; usually used by those who use greeked instead of lavaliered
"Dude, I'm so moving up from apprentice in my greeking today. I've got like, two chicks just beggin ta be micked."
by Elric21 July 30, 2012
Get the greekingmug. usually an exclamation and not a statement, legen (wait for it) dary is the word legendary, broken only to be taken to greater heights by a master
MLVR to LVS - "Your energy receiving skills and your mastery of my friction generator when applying my letters in liquid energy to your fantastic curves is legen (wait for it) dary!"
LVS to MLVR - "I appreciate your own mastery dear lavalier."
LVS to MLVR - "I appreciate your own mastery dear lavalier."
by Elric21 July 31, 2012
Get the legen (wait for it) darymug. LVSed by LL master - "He is the BEST energy giver."
LVSed recently by an LL artisan - "Is there that much difference between an LL artisan and an LL master?"
LVSed by LL master - "If your LL artisan ever takes you to where you want to elevate him to LL master, you'll know."
LVSed recently by an LL artisan - "Is there that much difference between an LL artisan and an LL master?"
LVSed by LL master - "If your LL artisan ever takes you to where you want to elevate him to LL master, you'll know."
by Elric21 July 31, 2012
Get the energy givermug. 
Get the mastermug. a state of being that may be applied as an adjective to various things which have attained a level just below legen, (wait for it) dary
LVR - "As an LL artisan, I can only claim to be epic. The MLVR is yet a master and therefore legen (wait for it) dary!"
by Elric21 July 31, 2012
Get the epicmug. To put your letters on a girl. While this normally involves the impermanent, like a necklace, and symbolizes pre-pre-marriage, (see dating), the lavalier is a time honored tradition with application outside of jewelry, (see brand, branding, greeked, greeking).
Similar to branding, the apprentice, (beginner, novice), to lavaliering uses any digit, (fingers or toes), immediately available to recent ejaculate and draws one's letters on the lavaliese, (girl to be lavaliered or girl receiving lavaliering). Practice enhances speed and potential for success: success elevates practitioners.
Journeyman: The lavalier uses his lesser mind, (dick), instead of digits to draw his letters on lavaliese(s). Success, (difficult, especially on a girl prepared for tomfoolery), prepares one for artisan level lavaliering.
The artisan uses no hands, only epic, full body engagement of drawing upon the lavaliese: fantastically difficult, this is the last step before mastery.
Mastery: the lavaliese, knowledgeable of intent and willing, (who must be sober for lavalier to be considered a master), takes your love truncheon and draws your letters herself...on herself...on behalf of the now master lavalier.
The master lavalier can lavalier any girl at any of the 4 levels of lavaliering, and is likely to have a chair position in any brotherhood.
Similar to branding, the apprentice, (beginner, novice), to lavaliering uses any digit, (fingers or toes), immediately available to recent ejaculate and draws one's letters on the lavaliese, (girl to be lavaliered or girl receiving lavaliering). Practice enhances speed and potential for success: success elevates practitioners.
Journeyman: The lavalier uses his lesser mind, (dick), instead of digits to draw his letters on lavaliese(s). Success, (difficult, especially on a girl prepared for tomfoolery), prepares one for artisan level lavaliering.
The artisan uses no hands, only epic, full body engagement of drawing upon the lavaliese: fantastically difficult, this is the last step before mastery.
Mastery: the lavaliese, knowledgeable of intent and willing, (who must be sober for lavalier to be considered a master), takes your love truncheon and draws your letters herself...on herself...on behalf of the now master lavalier.
The master lavalier can lavalier any girl at any of the 4 levels of lavaliering, and is likely to have a chair position in any brotherhood.
(Highly recommended one does not use these words if one aims to be a master. Simplicty withholds mastery from the undeserving.)
Lavalier: "Oh baby I love you so much and if you love me you'll take my schtick and greek yoself."
Lavaliese: "Oh baby I love you so much let me get that fo you."
- Lavaliese takes recently spent friction generator and applies the liquid energy to her body in form of lavalier's intensely meaningful greek letters: a win for every brother.
(Jewelry is of a moment; the lavalier lasts forever. (The act itself, not every lavalier (read energy giver) lasts as long as every other))
Lavalier: "Oh baby I love you so much and if you love me you'll take my schtick and greek yoself."
Lavaliese: "Oh baby I love you so much let me get that fo you."
- Lavaliese takes recently spent friction generator and applies the liquid energy to her body in form of lavalier's intensely meaningful greek letters: a win for every brother.
(Jewelry is of a moment; the lavalier lasts forever. (The act itself, not every lavalier (read energy giver) lasts as long as every other))
by Elric21 July 30, 2012
Get the lavaliermug.