Definitions by elmo da man

Gael 

He is the most athletic person you will know. He eats a lot of ice cream. He has black hair and is a twig. He has spaghetti arms. And loves soccer. He will beat you up if you mess with him.

OMG is that gael
No its jesus

Gael by elmo da man August 20, 2018

Danira 

She is the most badass girl you'll meet. She will beat you up if you talk crap about her. She doesnt take crap from anyone. She loves rap music. And is the sexiest person you will meet. She has the biggest ass. And a nice body. You definately want to smash her.

OMG THATS DANIRA

Danira by elmo da man August 20, 2018

Camila

Is a morena girl who is mexican and loves tacos and even eats them for breakfast. She also eats a lot of frijoles and ends up farting a lot. bIG COWBOYS FAN. sHE also has a twig for a sister.

omg WHO IS THAT CAMILA
nAH THATS JUST bEYONCE

Camila by elmo da man August 20, 2018

Keira 

She is a crazy girl with long ass nails that will take out your flesh. She loves eating hearts for lunch. She often watches family guy at night with her pillow name Jose. She is mexican but looks american. She has curly hair and is bleh

OMG who is that girl eating Jose
Thats just keira

Keira by elmo da man August 20, 2018

Jada 

Is a nice girl who will beat you up. She loves cookies and flamingos. She has brown hair and is skinny. She doesnt eat a lot. She hates homework and is hella crazy once you get to know her.

omg who is that crazy flamingo lady
Thats just jada

Jada by elmo da man August 20, 2018