Liquor Lozenge

Something to grease the throat and make ripped ass liquor slip down to flytown.

If ima drink that pool water, ima need a liquor lozenge.

by Ellis August 22, 2004

wheaton steamer

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.

OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!

by Ellis September 09, 2010

eat a dick up

Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.

"I just finished the last empanada."
"Eat a dick up."

by Ellis August 22, 2004

muppins

1) Offices of the government.
2) The bottom drawer of your dresser.
3) Heart attack.

Take me to the muppins! I'm having a muppins! Grab the keys from muppins!

by Ellis August 22, 2004

college whore

A high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university

Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.

"What the heck? I'm president of 3 clubs, I have perfect grades and SAT scores, and I've volunteered for a thousand hours. Why didn't I get into Harvard?"

"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"

"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."

by Ellis April 24, 2005

highest pitch of voice

The highest attainable frequence of a spoken voice.

That dude from that party posessed the highest pitch of voice! Blood came out my nose!

by Ellis August 22, 2004