Definitions by el pap

sparrow 

related to the lesser spotted dangerous dave, and also the man williamson, the sparrows calling signs include "ya deeeekhead".

hargo-i have forgot my pen can i borrow yours
sparrow-ya deeeekhead

sparrow by el pap December 14, 2003

moist niblo 

the art of exciting an animal to a point of sexual pleasure, by talking to the animal about what you are proposing to do with your knee.

liam: thats the last time i trust you with benjy, when i got him back he drenched the sofa.
tom: im sorry liam, i just couldnt help it.

moist niblo by el pap December 14, 2003

beginner niblo 

the process of taking a young child in. and subjecting them to hour upon hour of hardcore animal porn, thus resulting in them becoming a pro niblo

brian: she was such a lovely girl 6 months ago, i wonder what happened?
jeff: i heard that she got caught and got beginner nibloed.
brian: what a shame she couldve turn out a real pearl

beginner niblo by el pap December 14, 2003

pro niblo 

a guru in the art of all ritual sexual acts, including felching snowballing, and cottaging. all knowing and all seeing. also a dab hand in incest, and beastliality.

brian yknow that girl who we caught in bed with benjy?
luke: ye?
brian: well the last i heard she was well on the way to becoming a pro niblo
luke: that girls a wowey

pro niblo by el pap December 14, 2003

hargo 

a hargo is a very sloth-like creature, who doesnt wake up untill the early hours of the afternoon, and needs three to four hours to take a shower. they are a very lethargic breed and can be found sleeping in bus stops, and eating food from the night before. you can identify a hargos surrounding, by the soiled tissues, and hardcore dog pornography.

michael- do some work adam!
adam- i cant i have come down with a case of severe hargoness

hargo by el pap December 12, 2003