ekks's definitions

Mr. Happy

A penis the morning after having sexual intercourse.

I had sex last night. Mr. Happy is cool.

by ekks September 24, 2010

brand spanking new

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.

Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.

by ekks September 24, 2010

Shooting beaver

The act of a woman spreading her legs while wearing a short skirt and no panties so you can see her vagina.

I was sitting in class and Amy was shooting beaver at me from across the room.

by ekks September 24, 2010