Definitions by eh of hb

fiddle 

Glass pipe for smoking meth.

The fiddler is blowing a new fiddle, so he can smoke his crittle.

fiddle by EH of HB November 5, 2007

pooping 

One who is under the influence of speed.

Time to put the fiddle down,you're pooping hard.

pooping by EH of HB November 5, 2007

sweaty size 

Obese people that order GO BIG serving with a diet coke.

Gimme two sweaty size combo's and a diet coke.

sweaty size by EH of HB November 5, 2007

shrime 

One who behaves in such a manner, e.g. dork.

Tim and Terry were acting like shrimes last night.

shrime by EH of HB October 18, 2007

Ruddypuddy

Women having poor feminine hygene wiping in the wrong direction. Hence "ruddy" very oldschool name for shit, and puddy a nickname form of puddenda.

I was in totall disbelief when I took that hottie's chonies down, I was hovering over her kitty when I caught whiff of ruddypuddy that would knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.

Ruddypuddy by EH of HB October 1, 2007

Squak mustard 

Vial, colorfull, odiferious discharge released from the vagina. Infection is certainly to blame.

You should have seen the squak mustard smeared over those Pastrami flaps on that chick I took home last night.

Squak mustard by EH of HB September 12, 2007

Beef curtains 

Women with unusually long labia.

That chick needs a three masted schooner to hoist those beef curtains.

Beef curtains by EH of HB September 11, 2007