nightly window cleaner

A guy who comes to your house every night to clean your windows while you sleep. He will only come if you sleep at any point of time in the night, and if you pull an all-nighter then your windows will not be cleaned. This could be an issue under circumstances where your window has the potential to get very dirty. There is a common saying, "Get a full night's rest, or your windows will be dirty!" which I did not just invent on the spot for the convenience of this definition.
"I've pulled two all-nighters in a row and I'm so tired!"
"Your windows must be dirty, maybe you should sleep to the nightly window cleaner will come?"
"That's a good idea."
by eggplantparmeZHAN May 21, 2023
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edtwt

the most stigmatized section of twitter. many users believe edtwt is just a bunch of fatphobic people encouraging anorexia but it is actually the exact opposite of what you think. edtwt is also clinically insane twt and should be treated as such.
"my irl found my edtwt account , gonna go do a backflip off my balcony"
"yikes, hope they dont send u to the psych ward or smth"
by eggplantparmeZHAN August 15, 2023
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Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024
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Scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
"Did you see that scrub trying to holla at you from his friend's ride yesterday?"
"He can't get no love from me"
by eggplantparmeZHAN May 17, 2023
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numbly

NUM-BLEE

A word used to describe food that is very appealing to one's eye: delicious.
Can also be used to describe any edible item that might look edible.

This word is derived from the word "num" which is an onomatopoeia for the sound that your mouth makes when it chews food.
"Hey, check out the pastry display at the local cafe!"
"Oh, wow, that looks absolutely numbly."
by eggplantparmeZHAN November 29, 2023
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Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024
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diggitydarndillion

A very large amount of something, typically beyond what a human could ever comprehend.

Typically used referring to money, but can be used in any context.
"Gosh golly gee, I'm so broke. If only I could win a diggitydarndillion dollars from powerball..."
by eggplantparmeZHAN June 5, 2023
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