eggftwinmybutthole lolkm's definitions

meglophianidonkarloo

someone who shits on your pens and then eats them when your not looking

Person 1: "yo marks a fuckin meglophianidonkarloo"
Person 2: yee

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

stuupidd

someone who uses the Urban Dictionary to write love letters to their crushes

dont be a stuupidd

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 2, 2018

mike wisowski

ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes

mike wisowski is cool

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

UMHG#IFY

an acronym for ur mom hella gae, #I finna yeeet

:lol UMHG#IFY
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by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

Obunga

the best president ever, even better than Alexander Hamilton

people be like: Obama - 3 Shrek movies, Trump - 0 Shrek movies. Obama > Trump
Me (an intellectual): actually Obunga is the best president

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 2, 2018

Donkey from Shrek

the most un-secy thing Shrek will ever see, seeing him makes lash out in a violent rage.

DOANKEY (Donkey from Shrek) UR OOGLAY

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 3, 2018

toothpaste-ing

the act of swiftly pulling out ones teeth before grinding them into powder and mixing it with their saliva creating a thick paste

Person 1: "yo fuckin joe toothpaste-ing his teeth!"
Person 2: "that a dank"

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018