ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes
mike wisowski is cool
the best president ever, even better than Alexander Hamilton
people be like: Obama - 3 Shrek movies, Trump - 0 Shrek movies. Obama > Trump
Me (an intellectual): actually Obunga is the best president
the act of swiftly pulling out ones teeth before grinding them into powder and mixing it with their saliva creating a thick paste
Person 1: "yo fuckin joe toothpaste-ing his teeth!"
Person 2: "that a dank"
Buy a
toothpaste-ing
mug!
someone who uses the Urban Dictionary to write love letters to their crushes
dont be a stuupidd
Water is an extremely sort-after liquid for its acidic property's
Water is created when Shrek grabs a defenceless child and crushes their eyeballs into a juice
yo maan i supr furstee for sum water!
a ugli shithead cat who likes to dwell in the depths of peoples trailers
"lets see what dwells in the depths of my trailer" "whoa"
pans down to Garfield*
an acronym for ur mom hella gae, #I finna yeeet
:lol UMHG#IFY
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