Definitions by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm

Donkey from Shrek 

the most un-secy thing Shrek will ever see, seeing him makes lash out in a violent rage.

DOANKEY (Donkey from Shrek) UR OOGLAY

Donkey from Shrek by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 3, 2018

mcnugget 

the world strongest adhesive

i used mcnuggets to glue my dead son back together

mcnugget by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 3, 2018

Obunga

the best president ever, even better than Alexander Hamilton

people be like: Obama - 3 Shrek movies, Trump - 0 Shrek movies. Obama > Trump
Me (an intellectual): actually Obunga is the best president

Obunga by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 2, 2018

Water 

Water is an extremely sort-after liquid for its acidic property's
Water is created when Shrek grabs a defenceless child and crushes their eyeballs into a juice

yo maan i supr furstee for sum water!

Water by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 2, 2018

stuupidd

someone who uses the Urban Dictionary to write love letters to their crushes

dont be a stuupidd

stuupidd by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 2, 2018

meglophianidonkarloo 

someone who shits on your pens and then eats them when your not looking

Person 1: "yo marks a fuckin meglophianidonkarloo"
Person 2: yee

meglophianidonkarloo by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

UMHG#IFY 

an acronym for ur mom hella gae, #I finna yeeet

:lol UMHG#IFY
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UMHG#IFY by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018