mike wisowski

ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes

mike wisowski is cool

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 01, 2018

stuupidd

someone who uses the Urban Dictionary to write love letters to their crushes

dont be a stuupidd

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 02, 2018

Water

Water is an extremely sort-after liquid for its acidic property's
Water is created when Shrek grabs a defenceless child and crushes their eyeballs into a juice

yo maan i supr furstee for sum water!

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 02, 2018

mcnugget

the world strongest adhesive

i used mcnuggets to glue my dead son back together

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 03, 2018

toothpaste-ing

the act of swiftly pulling out ones teeth before grinding them into powder and mixing it with their saliva creating a thick paste

Person 1: "yo fuckin joe toothpaste-ing his teeth!"
Person 2: "that a dank"

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 01, 2018

Donkey from Shrek

the most un-secy thing Shrek will ever see, seeing him makes lash out in a violent rage.

DOANKEY (Donkey from Shrek) UR OOGLAY

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 03, 2018

mario

the act of gargling diarrhoea.

video game character Mario loves to mario

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 01, 2018