edword's definitions

two tube

Two tube is southern slang for a double-barreled shotgun.

Don't mess with him, he's got a two tube loaded with double ought.

by Edword August 2, 2006

selective amnesia

Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.

I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.

by Edword July 31, 2006

prick teaser

A girl or woman who dresses or acts provocatively and flaunts her sexuality to get male attention for the sole purpose of building up her own ego.

She's a real prick teaser. That bikini she's wearing will never see any water except on laundry day. That's not swimwear, it's teasewear.

by Edword July 31, 2006

Cracker

Cracker is a derogatory term used by carpet-bagging yankees to describe native Floridians and southerners in general. Yankees feel it is their duty to point out everything they think is wrong with the south, from the way we speak to our customs and foods.

Yankee: You cracker, that isn't the way we do things in New Yawk.

Southerner: Thank you so much for telling us how ignorant and backward we are. By your very presence you have bestowed a great gift upon our un-worthy land which, by the way, you are free to leave at any time. And please, on your way out, do not let the door hit you in the ass.

by Edword August 4, 2006

quibbling

Quibbling is lying or avoiding the truth by trying to avoid the issue or dancing around the question by pretening not to understand it or arguing over semantics.

Okay Abe, did you chop down that cherry tree or not? Um, which tree? Could you define the word "chop"? You know what I'm asking, now stop quibbling and answer the question.

by Edword July 31, 2006

pod person

Someone who mindlessly goes along with the official dogma or party line. One who never questions ideas or statements or thinks for themselves preferring to passively absorb ready made sound bites and pre-digested ideas.

Since he became a born again christian he's turned into a real pod person. Next he'll be chanting and burning incense.

by Edword July 31, 2006

officer material

A mildly derogatory military term for someone who is totally clueless and is therefore obviously incapable of leading others.

He couldn't find his butt in the dark with a flashlight and trips over his own bootlaces. Yeah, he's real officer material all right.

by Edword July 31, 2006