edword's definitions

Prick

A prick is a selfish person who only cares about himself. He thinks it's okay to screw over his friends and will take advantage of you if given the chance.

That prick, I wrote up that report then he typed it up, put his name on it, and turned it in to the boss as his own work.

by Edword July 31, 2006

prick teaser

A girl or woman who dresses or acts provocatively and flaunts her sexuality to get male attention for the sole purpose of building up her own ego.

She's a real prick teaser. That bikini she's wearing will never see any water except on laundry day. That's not swimwear, it's teasewear.

by Edword July 31, 2006

gung ho

Really insanely enthusiastic about a task, sport, hobby etc.

I like my work but I'm not too gung ho about putting in all that overtime. Eight hours a day is enough. After that my brain is toast.

by Edword July 31, 2006

fluff head

Someone who is overly impressed with trivialities, pop culture, fads. Probably isn't capable of looking beyond the obvious or of thinking about anything of consequence other than hair styles, cosmetics, clothes, and how to create an impression on other fluff heads.

She's a real fluff head. She spends several hours polishing her nails, doing her hair, and looking in the mirror.

by Edword July 31, 2006

corporate cannon fodder

This is similar to its' military definition except applied to the corporate world and its' culture. A low ranking employee without many skills. One who is considered expendable because he/she can easily be replaced.

Hourly workers in this company are just corporate cannon fodder. They just keep us around until we can be replaced by a computer program.

by Edword July 31, 2006

scotch

East Tennessee folk word for a chock placed in front of a tire or wheel to prevent it from accidentally rolling.

We need to scotch up the wheels on our car so it won't roll down the hill.

by Edword July 31, 2006

officer material

A mildly derogatory military term for someone who is totally clueless and is therefore obviously incapable of leading others.

He couldn't find his butt in the dark with a flashlight and trips over his own bootlaces. Yeah, he's real officer material all right.

by Edword July 31, 2006