Definitions by edna sweetlove

tonsil slurp 

a deep kiss when the tongue wipes the tonsils

He gave her a good tonsil slurp and she could smell he hadn't scraped his tongue for a week

tonsil slurp by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

jew's arse 

Used as in the phrase "as slippery as a jew's arse". ie. slippery

The muddy ball was as slippery as a jew's arse

jew's arse by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

Useless, of no relevance in the modern world

George Bush is about as much use as tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

tits on a dinosaur's skeleton by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

velcro head 

a black person with fuzzy hair on their skull

Ephraim sure is an ugly velcro head

velcro head by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Litvak 

a Lithuanian person; also can be used adjectivally

The town is crawling with Litvaks

Litvak by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

turd prodder 

an active male homosexual

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.

turd prodder by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Latvak 

A Latvian person, or thing.

The town is crawling with Latvaks now Latvia is in the EU

Latvak by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006