Definitions by edna sweetlove

velcro

(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.

The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.

Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.

velcro by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Buttock-prober 

A sodomite; a man who buggers other men obsessively.

That Bert, he's a full-time buttock-prober!

Buttock-prober by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

nine-eleven 

(as a verb)

to deliver a severe punitive punishment to someone

Can also be written 9/11 (but not so good).

Any more trouble from you, fatface, and I'll nine-eleven you.

nine-eleven by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

flogalot 

from the verb "to flog", meaning to masturbate (males only): an obsessive wanker.

He was caught flogging in the lavs; he's a right flogalot.

flogalot by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Cottage Queen 

A person who habitually frequents public toilets in the hope of meeting another cottage queen for gay sex.

George Michael was outed as a cottage queen.

Cottage Queen by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

brown elevens 

The marks you make on a toilet wall with your forefinger and middle finger after you find out too late there is no toilet paper left.

The toilet was a total disgrace, the walls were liberally covered with brown elevens.

brown elevens by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Cottage

(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

Hence....

Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder

Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.

He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.

The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.

Cottage by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006