handjob

A job that has to do with a hand

A handjob; cleaning a table

by eddie March 27, 2005

chunkmonkey

See hater or die you mutha fuckin bitch ass fag.

Please see the second definition.

by Eddie February 24, 2005

quarterpiece

a flawless female that is fine beyond a perfect 10.

Lisa is a quater piece, she far from a dime.

by Eddie October 21, 2003

ass wax

using a hot ass to wax the hood of a Trans Am.

Throwing Tina down on the hood of a Trans Am,aND WAXING HER ASS.

by eddie September 30, 2003

bolli stoli

a cocktail made of bollinger champagne and stolichnaya vodka. Made famous by the British series Absolutely Fabulous

Patsy darling, do you want a cocktail? Bolli? Stoli? Bolli Stoli?

by Eddie September 25, 2003

clit commander

the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser

Eddie is the clit comander

by eddie February 27, 2005

muddflaps

Dark enlarged pussy lips. They may vary in size.(sometimes referred to as roast beef).

That ho had some nasty muddflaps. I asked her if she drove an 18 wheeler. Those muddflaps made my dick feel like it had a turtleneck on.

by Eddie January 20, 2004