eda-skip's definitions

a big dick

a big dick is what a guy gets if he gets a Covid vaccine.

I know a cadet who says he got a big dick after getting a Covid vaccine!

by eda-skip December 21, 2021

dick-whacking

dick-whacking is jerking off.

When I wake up I like to start my day with some dick-whacking!

by eda-skip October 17, 2021

Fleshlight-off

Fleshlight-off means to masturbate and have a cumgasm using your Fleshlight.

This morning I decided to Fleshlight-off to take care of my morning wood!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

hand

A guy's hand is his first sex partner.

When I was a young teenager, my hand was my favorite sex partner!

by eda-skip October 30, 2021

cum-swallowing

cum-swallowing is the act of sucking a guy's dick and swallowing all the joy-juice he squirts in your mouth.

Matt likes cum-swallowing -- ME swallowing HIS cum!

by eda-skip October 17, 2021

tous les nuits

tous les nuits is French for "every night", which is one of the times I jack off and cum.

I normally jerk off and blow my load tous les nuits, and last night was no different -- I played with my cock & balls for a while and then fapped until I shot my shit!

by eda-skip December 11, 2021

Fuck him till he squirts!

Fuck him till he squirts! is what I heard one guy say as my roomies took turns sticking their dicks in my asshole!

I heard Chris say "Fuck him till he squirts!" as Matt pushed his 8" into my butthole!

by eda-skip May 10, 2022