blob

A blob is a guy's cumshot.

I lost my blob after jacking off for only 3 minutes!

by eda-skip August 26, 2023

Fuck Brandon!

Fuck Brandon! is what I like to say to all the Republiturd cum-suckers who say Go Brandon!

Fuck Brandon!

by eda-skip November 01, 2021

reefer-gasm

A reefer-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jerks off and blows his load.

We smoked some awesome weed and had dick-blowing reefer-gasms!

by eda-skip October 07, 2021

crotch yogurt

crotch yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his whitie-tighties when he jacks off in them.

I jacked off in my Calvins and blew a load of crotch yogurt in them!

by eda-skip October 16, 2021

knock up

To knock up a guy means to fuck him in his asshole and have a cumgasm.

Matt always wants to knock up my asshole trying to make me pregnant because he says it would be fun to have a little skippy-boy running around, but I told him it doesn't work that way!

by eda-skip October 06, 2021

cox

cox is the plural of cock.

I see sooo... many hard cox in the cadet showers every day, yet I still get a boner when I do!

by eda-skip June 25, 2022

cum-shot distance envy

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.

A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!

by eda-skip October 07, 2021