Definitions by eda-skip

butt-crack hair

butt-crack hair is hair that grows on most guys' ass-cracks.

I'm naturally smooth, so I don't have ANY butt-crack hair!

butt-crack hair by eda-skip October 7, 2021

cock-hound 

A cock-hound is a guy who likes to sniff other dude's cum-stained underwear.

Several cadets in my pod are cock-hounds and like sniffing other guys' whitie-tighties!

cock-hound by eda-skip October 6, 2021

que j'aime 

que j'aime is French for "what I like".

que j'aime is watching other dudes jerk-off

que j'aime by eda-skip October 6, 2021

fuck-bag

A fuck-bag is a guy whose asshole and mouth are used for the sexual gratification of other dudes.

Some of the cadets in the second squadron want me to be their fuck-bag!

fuck-bag by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Cum-Envy

Cum-Envy is the feeling that some guys get when they see another dude shoot ELEVEN cumshots when he blows his load.

I know some of my cadet buddies get Cum-Envy when they see me blow my load!

Cum-Envy by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Penis Envy 

Penis Envy is the feeling some guys have when they see a dude with a big dick.

Some of the cadets get Penis Envy when they see my Perfect Dick!

Penis Envy by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Ask your doctor if this is right for you 

"Ask your doctor if this is right for you" is what some of my cadet buddies teasingly ask me when they see me jerking off 3 - 5 times a day.

Some of my friends always tease me by telling me to "Ask your doctor if this is right for you"!

Ask your doctor if this is right for you by eda-skip October 6, 2021