Gag me with a toothbrush

Gag me with a toothbrush is what my roomie, Matt, sometimes does to me before he forces his dick down my throat and squirts his load!

Gag me with a toothbrush is what Matt likes to do sometimes so I gag on his shit when he face-fucks me!

by eda-skip January 23, 2022

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jerkin off

jerkin off is a young guy's favorite pastime.

It's "No-Nut November", so I haven't been jerkin off, but when do, I'm really gonna cum a bucket!

by eda-skip November 22, 2022

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Milk ... it does a body good! refers to the reason that some guys are cum-guzzlers.

Milk ... it does a body good! -- the reason I like to suck dick and swallow cum-loads!

by eda-skip October 07, 2021

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What young guys do is watch porn, jerk off, shoot a load, restart.

Most of my fellow cadets like to do "What young guys do"!

by eda-skip January 21, 2022

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A black hole is the asshole of an African-American.

Two of my pod-mates are African-American, and I get to fuck their black holes sometimes!

by eda-skip October 05, 2021

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Fleshlight-off means to masturbate and have a cumgasm using your Fleshlight.

This morning I decided to Fleshlight-off to take care of my morning wood!

by eda-skip October 06, 2021

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sweet cum is the fresh semen of young guys.

Sometimes I jack off into my own mouth because I like the taste of my sweet cum!

by eda-skip November 07, 2021

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