edWario: last week was sharkweek with jill. it was crazy this time...she said she wanted pasta and meatballs for dinner. i had no idea she was thinking of going annabel lecter on my nuts!!
by ed the Word September 15, 2009
to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...
dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh
by ed the Word September 10, 2009
a losers alibi that no means yes. usually reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright rejection 'a fight'
douche: so can i have your number?
hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea
douche: so you wanna call me instead?
hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???
douche: well you had me at hell no
hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea
douche: so you wanna call me instead?
hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???
douche: well you had me at hell no
by ed the Word September 11, 2009
dating a girl who's cliche and unoriginal attitude reminds you of a girl you've already dated before. a girl who reminds you of a girl youve been with before
flirt kobain: i totally got de ja boo with this girl i took out last time, she dressed like sally, spoke like eva, ate like amanda and even smelt like susanne...i figured sleeping with her would be like masturbating to a mural of all the girls i'd ever been with...
by ed the Word September 23, 2009
to do a bougie girl in the ass. a girl who thinks she's all that in terms of status and fashion taking one up the shitter...
kinda like one the girls from the sex in the city movie
kinda like one the girls from the sex in the city movie
maxwell met this crazy girl at the pool...she had an accent as genuine as a 3 dollar bill. so he followed her home last night and he came back smelling like ass. i asked what that was about and he yelled "SEX IN THE SHITTY BRO!
by ed the Word September 22, 2009
classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
by ed the Word September 15, 2009
fucking with someones head. a clean way of saying youre screwing with someones mind the way playing dr would mean screwing someone
play: so she didnt want to put her cards on the table. but after i was thru playing dr phil with her, i realized reverse psychology would work on her so i acted like i wasnt interested anymore. she gave me her number in 3!
by ed the Word September 30, 2009