Definitions by ed the Word
pasta and meatballs
douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.
pasta and meatballs by ed the Word September 15, 2009
the matrix
the internet. a computer generated fake reality where even faker people live the fakest lives. inhabitants rarely exercise and although are extroverts 'online' are usually antisocial and have few friends in the real world. they live in blogs instead of blocks, watch youtube instead of real television, have twitter followers instead of friends, hang out on facebook instead of sports bars, make phone calls with skype instead of vodafone and em, change how they look with photoshop instead of plastic surgery and steal music and movies instead of money...smh
that guy spent so much time in the matrix he started to poke people in real life to get their attention and even once tried to photoshop a zit before he went out.
the matrix by ed the Word September 14, 2009
the butterfly effect
the butterfly effect by ed the Word September 14, 2009
producer credit in smurf porn
a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...
playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment
jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn
jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn
producer credit in smurf porn by ed the Word September 14, 2009
...and em
...and em by ed the Word September 14, 2009
Gregular
here comes gregular again..he's probably gonna say good afternoon and ask how we're doin....again...(shakes head)
Gregular by ed the Word September 12, 2009
football age
a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.
ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
football age by ed the Word September 11, 2009