here comes gregular again..he's probably gonna say good afternoon and ask how we're doin....again...(shakes head)
by ed the Word September 12, 2009
a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.
ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
by ed the Word September 11, 2009
douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.
by ed the Word September 15, 2009
edWario: last week was sharkweek with jill. it was crazy this time...she said she wanted pasta and meatballs for dinner. i had no idea she was thinking of going annabel lecter on my nuts!!
by ed the Word September 15, 2009
to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...
dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh
by ed the Word September 10, 2009
the internet. a computer generated fake reality where even faker people live the fakest lives. inhabitants rarely exercise and although are extroverts 'online' are usually antisocial and have few friends in the real world. they live in blogs instead of blocks, watch youtube instead of real television, have twitter followers instead of friends, hang out on facebook instead of sports bars, make phone calls with skype instead of vodafone and em, change how they look with photoshop instead of plastic surgery and steal music and movies instead of money...smh
that guy spent so much time in the matrix he started to poke people in real life to get their attention and even once tried to photoshop a zit before he went out.
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
by ed the Word September 14, 2009