dating a girl who's cliche and unoriginal attitude reminds you of a girl you've already dated before. a girl who reminds you of a girl youve been with before
flirt kobain: i totally got de ja boo with this girl i took out last time, she dressed like sally, spoke like eva, ate like amanda and even smelt like susanne...i figured sleeping with her would be like masturbating to a mural of all the girls i'd ever been with...
by ed the Word September 23, 2009
to do a bougie girl in the ass. a girl who thinks she's all that in terms of status and fashion taking one up the shitter...
kinda like one the girls from the sex in the city movie
kinda like one the girls from the sex in the city movie
maxwell met this crazy girl at the pool...she had an accent as genuine as a 3 dollar bill. so he followed her home last night and he came back smelling like ass. i asked what that was about and he yelled "SEX IN THE SHITTY BRO!
by ed the Word September 22, 2009
the internet. a computer generated fake reality where even faker people live the fakest lives. inhabitants rarely exercise and although are extroverts 'online' are usually antisocial and have few friends in the real world. they live in blogs instead of blocks, watch youtube instead of real television, have twitter followers instead of friends, hang out on facebook instead of sports bars, make phone calls with skype instead of vodafone and em, change how they look with photoshop instead of plastic surgery and steal music and movies instead of money...smh
that guy spent so much time in the matrix he started to poke people in real life to get their attention and even once tried to photoshop a zit before he went out.
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
by ed the Word September 15, 2009
to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...
dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh
by ed the Word September 10, 2009
ed: you know whats crazier...he took the money and had them pay him for it...
dave:chat the fuck up bruv!
dave:chat the fuck up bruv!
by ed the Word October 05, 2009
an excessive, over the top amount of 'street credibility'. the point where one goes from being a gangsta to damn near the hulk in these streets. to be unbelievably hardcore
dude: yo! that edWord hyde dude up the road is a beast! he ripped off his vest and started beating on his chest and the other guy shat his pants!
duder: that guys street incredibility is on!
duder: that guys street incredibility is on!
by ed the Word September 10, 2009