an excessive, over the top amount of 'street credibility'. the point where one goes from being a gangsta to damn near the hulk in these streets. to be unbelievably hardcore
dude: yo! that edWord hyde dude up the road is a beast! he ripped off his vest and started beating on his chest and the other guy shat his pants!
duder: that guys street incredibility is on!
duder: that guys street incredibility is on!
by ed the Word September 10, 2009
ed: you know whats crazier...he took the money and had them pay him for it...
dave:chat the fuck up bruv!
dave:chat the fuck up bruv!
by ed the Word October 05, 2009
a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...
playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment
jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn
jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
liquor that makes you 'lick her'. alcohol so strong it makes you go down on your female date regardless of whether it's the first date, you not being into that kinda thing, she not being very tidy downstairs or you even being a heterosexual girl yourself. variation of the word liquor. same pronunciation tho.
me and jen had some lick 'er last night and i got so buzzed i went down on her in the taxi on the way home! and i think she was expecting that because she took her panties off and put em in her purse before we left the pub.
by ed the Word September 24, 2009
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
the internet. a computer generated fake reality where even faker people live the fakest lives. inhabitants rarely exercise and although are extroverts 'online' are usually antisocial and have few friends in the real world. they live in blogs instead of blocks, watch youtube instead of real television, have twitter followers instead of friends, hang out on facebook instead of sports bars, make phone calls with skype instead of vodafone and em, change how they look with photoshop instead of plastic surgery and steal music and movies instead of money...smh
that guy spent so much time in the matrix he started to poke people in real life to get their attention and even once tried to photoshop a zit before he went out.
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.
by ed the Word September 15, 2009