ed the Word's definitions

...and em

a suffix added to mean and stuff. the clean version of 'and shit'

why is your momma actin all crazy ...and em? i just called her a MILF? that was a compliment!...smh

by ed the Word September 14, 2009

turn wine into water

to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...

dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work

duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh

by ed the Word September 10, 2009

chat the fuck up

a notice for someone to keep talkin...the new version of 'no way' and 'you dont say'

ed: you know whats crazier...he took the money and had them pay him for it...

dave:chat the fuck up bruv!

by ed the Word October 5, 2009

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

lick 'er

liquor that makes you 'lick her'. alcohol so strong it makes you go down on your female date regardless of whether it's the first date, you not being into that kinda thing, she not being very tidy downstairs or you even being a heterosexual girl yourself. variation of the word liquor. same pronunciation tho.

me and jen had some lick 'er last night and i got so buzzed i went down on her in the taxi on the way home! and i think she was expecting that because she took her panties off and put em in her purse before we left the pub.

by ed the Word September 24, 2009

pasta and meatballs

to have a super-slim wiry dick and some big ass nuts

douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

you had me at hell no

a losers alibi that no means yes. usually reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright rejection 'a fight'

douche: so can i have your number?

hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea

douche: so you wanna call me instead?

hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???

douche: well you had me at hell no

by ed the Word September 11, 2009