edWario: last week was sharkweek with jill. it was crazy this time...she said she wanted pasta and meatballs for dinner. i had no idea she was thinking of going annabel lecter on my nuts!!
by ed the Word September 15, 2009
a losers alibi that no means yes. usually reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright rejection 'a fight'
douche: so can i have your number?
hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea
douche: so you wanna call me instead?
hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???
douche: well you had me at hell no
hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea
douche: so you wanna call me instead?
hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???
douche: well you had me at hell no
by ed the Word September 11, 2009
douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.
by ed the Word September 15, 2009
liquor that makes you 'lick her'. alcohol so strong it makes you go down on your female date regardless of whether it's the first date, you not being into that kinda thing, she not being very tidy downstairs or you even being a heterosexual girl yourself. variation of the word liquor. same pronunciation tho.
me and jen had some lick 'er last night and i got so buzzed i went down on her in the taxi on the way home! and i think she was expecting that because she took her panties off and put em in her purse before we left the pub.
by ed the Word September 24, 2009
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
here comes gregular again..he's probably gonna say good afternoon and ask how we're doin....again...(shakes head)
by ed the Word September 12, 2009
dating a girl who's cliche and unoriginal attitude reminds you of a girl you've already dated before. a girl who reminds you of a girl youve been with before
flirt kobain: i totally got de ja boo with this girl i took out last time, she dressed like sally, spoke like eva, ate like amanda and even smelt like susanne...i figured sleeping with her would be like masturbating to a mural of all the girls i'd ever been with...
by ed the Word September 23, 2009