ed the Word's definitions

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

chat the fuck up

a notice for someone to keep talkin...the new version of 'no way' and 'you dont say'

ed: you know whats crazier...he took the money and had them pay him for it...

dave:chat the fuck up bruv!

by ed the Word October 5, 2009

Gregular

an average joe. a very non remarkable person

here comes gregular again..he's probably gonna say good afternoon and ask how we're doin....again...(shakes head)

by ed the Word September 12, 2009

street incredibility

an excessive, over the top amount of 'street credibility'. the point where one goes from being a gangsta to damn near the hulk in these streets. to be unbelievably hardcore

dude: yo! that edWord hyde dude up the road is a beast! he ripped off his vest and started beating on his chest and the other guy shat his pants!

duder: that guys street incredibility is on!

by ed the Word September 10, 2009

lick 'er

liquor that makes you 'lick her'. alcohol so strong it makes you go down on your female date regardless of whether it's the first date, you not being into that kinda thing, she not being very tidy downstairs or you even being a heterosexual girl yourself. variation of the word liquor. same pronunciation tho.

me and jen had some lick 'er last night and i got so buzzed i went down on her in the taxi on the way home! and i think she was expecting that because she took her panties off and put em in her purse before we left the pub.

by ed the Word September 24, 2009

you had me at hell no

a losers alibi that no means yes. usually reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright rejection 'a fight'

douche: so can i have your number?

hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea

douche: so you wanna call me instead?

hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???

douche: well you had me at hell no

by ed the Word September 11, 2009

annabel lecter

a girl that sucks at sucking dick to the extent that you could swear she's eating your dick.

edWario: last week was sharkweek with jill. it was crazy this time...she said she wanted pasta and meatballs for dinner. i had no idea she was thinking of going annabel lecter on my nuts!!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009