eccecattus's definitions

zurned

p.p. dampened by water that sprays out of a flushing toilet. named for a maker of automatic-flush toilets that tend to flush while a person is still sitting on them.

Hey Matilda, are the bathrooms here clean?

Yeah, but I got zurned!

by eccecattus January 30, 2007

penguine

adj. penguin-like; used especially to describe a tuxedo-wearing man in a group of other formally-attired men.

Awww, the Vienna Boys' Choir boys are positively penguine!

by eccecattus December 10, 2006

republifuck

n. and adj. a crass right-winger who propagates conservative ideals instilled in him/her by the GOP.

My girlfriend's republifuck parents want me to join the army instead of the peace corps. Stupid republifucks!

by eccecattus November 28, 2006

CVS

acronym, "Crappy Variety Store"; a pharmacy chain that stocks health and beauty supplies, snack foods, holiday kitsch, photo accessories and convenience items that are all of poor ("crappy") quality.

My new winter hat already has a hole in it.
-Where'd you get it?
CVS.
-Well, what did you expect?

by eccecattus December 14, 2006

kangaroo piss

n. inexpensive, poor-quality Australian white wine.

-Have you tried Yellow Tail chardonnay?
-Blehh, I can't drink that kangaroo piss!

by eccecattus December 10, 2006

sontag

n. a white streak in dark hair, à la Susan Sontag.

Why would I color my hair? I'm rockin' a sontag!

by eccecattus April 10, 2007

emunication

n. sing. the performative act of establishing one's emo identity through music, poetry, or online journaling before a real or virtual audience; a public exhibition of melancholy. compound of emo(tive) and (com)munication. see emunicate.

I had to cancel my myspace account because I couldn't handle all the emunication anymore.

by eccecattus November 28, 2006