decolletage ministry

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant decolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing decolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.
by evil pop tart May 31, 2009
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alligator pear

An avocado is called an alligator pear by some New Orleanians.
You can't make guacamole without an alligator pear.
by eViL pOp TaRt July 03, 2010
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modesty layer

This is a layer of fabric added to thin halters or bikini tops in order to make its underlying features less evident.
I once bought a bikini top that had really thin fabric; Mom insisted that I sew in a modesty layer underneath or even wear a bra.
by eViL pOp TaRt June 20, 2006
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