eLLe's definitions

dear john

the act of spending the night after sex or a sexual act and then getting up and leaving without waking the other person up.

"after drinking 17 shots and leaving with a '2', Balint found it in his best interest to leave via a dear john in the morning"

by elle February 20, 2005

phantom

when u use the cloak of darkness to make your excape from a sexual interlude that is bound to be akward once the morning comes and the booze wears off

heather pulled a phantom and crept toward the door, weary of waking the gentleman snoring in the bed

by elle March 15, 2005

dickwad

a lying bastard

a horrible person

by Elle August 18, 2003

Madame snatch

the pimpest teacher ever. Madame Snatches school of learning. Specials in teaching how to get drunk and what to do if your penis is on fire can be found overusing the saying 1-2-3 all eyes on me

drink some more vodka or Madame natch will give you a referrel

by Elle May 17, 2004

SFH

Stupid Fucking Homework!!!

When those damn teachers give you busy work!!!

by Elle February 23, 2004

Universal Type O

A person who is universally accepted as being good-looking.

The "Sugar Crew" are a bunch of Universal Type O girls.

by Elle August 28, 2004

Johnny Depp

Omg....words can not describe the sexiness of this man! He is amazingly fine and the best actor EVER to be seen!!!! He's soooo gorgeous and has amazing talent. Sooooo do-able. I LOVE HIM. Voted Sexiest Man Alive TWICE! How can you argue that this man is not the definition of Breathtaking. He could have my hand in marriage any time.

Yes, Johnny Depp, of course i'll marry you!!!!

by Elle May 13, 2005