dylowned's definitions

bitch ass hoe

a skanky looking ugly girl thats a bitch

damn that ugly bitch ass hoe is one ugly bitch ass hoe!!!

by Dylowned June 7, 2005

The Pillsbury Dough Boy Rape

pretty self explanitory...to have sex with someone in there bellybutton with your finger when they dont wanna be poked

The Pillsbury Dough boy Rape is still legal in many countries but it is illegal for wunders to do it

by Dylowned September 25, 2005

mom slut

Someone who has a thing for there friends moms and they always have sex with them then come and talk to their friends about how good there mom was last night

Dylan:holy shit Chad you're such a mom slut what else do you do besides peoples moms?

Chad:Your mom ...she was good last night ...I did the shit out of her

by Dylowned June 7, 2005

anti balldropper

A lil bitchy little kid that has a squeaky voice and haven't hit puberty, and there balls havent dropped even though they look and sound like 4 year olds they act like they like girls and they try to convince everyone that ppls balls drop when they're 2 years old even though thats not true, usually the anti balldroppers are no longer once they start voice crackin and they get an adams apple ...in there spare time anti balldroppers like to play ps2 online and talk to all the teenage fat chicks and they also like to hang out with there older broters and try to score with there brothers friends

Dylan:sorry cuyler but for now your an anti balldropper
Cuyler:lets have sex
Dylan:Who recieves?
Cuyler:You
Dylan:no thanks then

by dylowned July 12, 2008

vaginarhea

when a girl has chunky period to the EXTREME! and she has to sit on the toilet to get all that nasty chunkiness outta there and it comes out just like the runs or the squirties or diarhea w/e u wanna call it....for girls its like a ripped up harliqin fetus coming out of there pussy

Kyle:Eww
Dylan:what!?
Kyle:that fat bitch keeps having vaginarhea on my lap
Dylan:what one
Kyle:Cowy
Dylan:by the way i did boomer

by Dylowned December 28, 2005

playing hobo

playing hobo is if your're tired or sore and there's no place to go because you're outside so you just take a little nap or a rest on the streets like a hobo

Man that soccer game was intense and now I have to walk 15 minute back home...I think I'll play hobo for a while

by Dylowned July 3, 2005

mirror balls

when you are so fat or your balls are so small you have to look in the miror to see them

Dylan:Jesus man you weigh like 300 pounds you must have mirror balls!
Fatty:Wtf are mirror balls??
Dylan:go look on urbandictionary jackass!
Fatty:screw you bitch!

by Dylowned June 7, 2005