buzzard day

The phenomena on March 15th of every year...where in a small town called Hinckley, in Northeastern Ohio, buzzards (turkey vultures) make their annual return to the region. The local residents celebrate this event with an annual pancake breakfast at the local elemantary school alongside information sessions and bird watching activities on the Saturday of that week. These migaritory birds have made this return voyage every year for over 150 years. A possible explanantion for the migration behavior may have been triggered by a massive wild animal hunt in 1818. This event was to eliminate predators from the rural countryside that were preying on livestock. The buzzards have an attraction to decomposing flesh.
Paul Newman's brother Arthur looks like an old vulture that flys back to Hinckley every year on "Buzzard Day."
by Dwight March 17, 2007
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6 people with there shoes off.
"We played footsie and had an orgy."
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matzkin

Dana: im such a stank ass trick (hoe)
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smere

1)To smoke pot or be high, especially in Marin or Berkeley.

2)Another name for Cannabis.

3)An insult related to a womans vaginal testing.

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1)Man that Afghani turtle had us all smered on Bastille day.

2)Lets go to the headlands and get smered.

3)Persian people are spoiled brat smeres.

4)Mike and Dwight smoke smere in el smere daily.
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smear

noun: someone that looks like a gine
You're a fucking smear, you know that. Or pass me that bong you smear!
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muffleufagus

1) An insult, cross between that sesame street character and a twat.

2) A twat that hangs down real low and is very hairy, most likely from the dinasaur days before they had advance shaving blades.
1) Dude, you need a haircut, you look like a muffleufagus!

2) Yo, yo, thank ho had a muffleufagus so big, a terradactle was nesting up in there.
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