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noobrometor 

a noob amongst noobs, a person, not new, but still sucky.

yet another variation of the infamous insult: noob.

noobrometors are known for failure, and complete idiocy, sometimes knowing when they are committing such acts of noobromitting
noob: cen ie hez gald plz??!11

Shagohad89: no noobrometor, you've been playing longer than me, and your a lower level.

Elephantaro: FALUR
noobrometor by Dus10 January 16, 2008
a strange way to spell and pronounce "failure" originally derived from the depressing voice of the narrator from the original super smash bros. video game series, for the Nintendo 64

upon failure of an event due to player's lack of skill or of game mis-cooperation towards the player, this voice labels you a failure at task completion and ultimately pwns you at life, making players wither in a corner, depressed at their own lack of skill, thus creating societies worst enemy yet our greatest victim of tease, the emos
*break the targets!!*

link: GAH!!!

narrator: FAILURE!

dude: dude ur a falur
falur by Dus10 January 16, 2008

willy spit

willy spit is another word for piss requiring a LOT less IQ to pull off the pronunciation, and a LOT more 13374G3
ugh, i gotta take a mad willy spit *stumbles*

dude.....man.....i think you *hick-up* drunk too much
willy spit by Dus10 January 16, 2008
past tense of pwn.
1.noobrometor: OMG i'm thoo theeen
Link713: Your an idiot, j00 phail
Lupo713: yeah Newb, j00 are teh lame
Noob_Slayor_713: N00b, you just got pwn't

2. Noob: aww man, i got cat tagged
Pwner: Pwn't
pwn't by Dus10 August 26, 2007

message board massacre 

1.when a person(s) completly pwns alot of people on a message board. Sometimes so bad that the victim(s) have run out of insults.

Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.

To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.

2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
1.blueDS: super-man 64 was totally baddass!

noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(

1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity

bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!

2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?

Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.

Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL

DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.

scenekid414: *cry*
message board massacre by Dus10 August 24, 2007
sometimes used to describe a cat whose fur is of a greyish color.

a comon name for Tabby cats.
look at Misty, her coat is so grey!
Misty by Dus10 August 24, 2007
1. when a cat pisses on an area or object to mark its territory.

2. people can cat tag as well but it is still called cat tagging when a person pisses on an object or area, this includes human beings.

3. on often occations, noobs have been cat tagged because cats are 1337, and pwning noobs is a great passtime.
1. Dude Misty just cat tagged my freaking bed sheets!

2. Carl stayed the night at my house last night, i cat tagged his face!

3. person: aww man, you smell horrible!
Noob: yeah i got cat tagged >_>
person: Pwn't
Cat tag by Dus10 August 5, 2007