toolbag

To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him

Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"

by dude December 21, 2004

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tong-heelpher

Slight wearing of the clitorus due to being a flip-wreck

Cor blimey guv' I've typed too hard now I got a right old tong-heelpher

by dude May 19, 2003

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keirstin angelides

fucking hoe bag cockmaster metal ball cock swain bitch

"your a keirstin angelides"

by dude January 23, 2005

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edge

Short for sXe (straightedge)

Stoner:"Hey man, you wanna hit this bong?"

sXe: "No way. I'm so edge. No drugs, or alcohol."

Stoner: "Alright man, thats chill."

by dude December 18, 2004

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Chode

A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.

Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm

by Dude March 16, 2005

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