dubeswiggins's definitions

jabport

Jabport (noun) The covid inoculation passport needed to have a life outside your own 4 walls.

McDonalds employee: 'If you want to dine in I will need to see you jabports" (Said in a thick surly German accent)

by dubeswiggins September 22, 2021

Timmies hoe

A girl who works at Tim Horton's

Louis: Your old lady still working at the Subway
Jeff: No man she quit that shit job now she's a Timmies hoe.

by dubeswiggins November 24, 2014

counter booty

The fat ass of a cute woman in retail that is hidden by the counter she works behind.

I asked that hottie that works at lotto booth out only to find out she had counter booty when I picked her up.You would never guess she had a side scrolling ass

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015

Okay Amber

Okay Amber (sarcastic phrase): Used as a response to being lectured by a cancel culture millennial.

Tiffany: They need a crying room at our school next to the un labelled washrooms, where is the empathy for those that need it!!!

Dave: Okay Amber

Tiffany: I think they should put a crying room in at our school next to the un labelled washrooms section, where is the empathy for those that need this!!
Dave: Okay Amber

by dubeswiggins November 25, 2021

Dual moutain ass

Coined in Whistler /Blackcomb for local women who have developed athletic but large booty due to vigorous hill climbing .

"Hey Kevin did you see at Shania, she has been in Switzerland so long she got dual moutain ass.

by dubeswiggins April 21, 2018

Viral footprint

Viral Footprint : noun term used as a meter to describe the amount viral exposure and potential spread of disease your lifestyle ,habits, and consumption creates at any given time.

Buying groceries and going out twice a month to get them and to feed yourself at home has a smaller viral footprint than getting someone to deliver your food on a daily basis so be responsible and feed yourself in this time of crisis but do not got into the store either and cough all over everything and everyone and make yourself a VIral Sasquatch either.

by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020

Youdude

A quintesential fictional gay porn site you threaten your friends with if they are about to do something gay.

If you're going to stick that voodoo idol up his ass cause he passed out at the party I'm going to record it and put it on Youdude

by dubeswiggins November 24, 2014