A quintesential fictional gay porn site you threaten your friends with if they are about to do something gay.
If you're going to stick that voodoo idol up his ass cause he passed out at the party I'm going to record it and put it on Youdude
by dubeswiggins November 24, 2014
I asked that hottie that works at lotto booth out only to find out she had counter booty when I picked her up.You would never guess she had a side scrolling ass
by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015
The sickness caused by living sandwiched in perpetual fear first created by the boomers and now them and their millennial spoiled brat kids crying the world is over since start of life . Also starting to effect Gen Z who also have been given no reason not to party like it just doesn't matter.
First it was the threat of nukes killing us and now the have to hear the same never ending crap about the environment from the same people and their kids as well, I hope my depression X doesn't get as bad as Kurt's or I'll end up chewing on a shot gun too.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
Any of the increasingly boring videos people are putting on line to try and feel connected to anything in isolation.
Today I logged into bordomflix and watched my friend Gary who posted 5 covideos of himself making meals and doing push ups , I guess we are both really losing it and connection fishing hard.
by dubeswiggins March 29, 2020
When a bachelor picks up a stripper for a one night stand and before he knows it she is living there.
Dave: Hey who was that sweet thing over at Tom's place?
Jack: That's Brandi, she's a peeler he banged the other night, nice girl but Tom better be carefull it looks like she's trying to pull the stripper slide. I really don't think he wants to be her cumlord for more than a day or two.
Jack: That's Brandi, she's a peeler he banged the other night, nice girl but Tom better be carefull it looks like she's trying to pull the stripper slide. I really don't think he wants to be her cumlord for more than a day or two.
by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015
I saw Cleatis and Bufford playing soldier of fortune down at the protest drinking the clorox with the other sheep.
by dubeswiggins April 25, 2020
McDonalds employee: 'If you want to dine in I will need to see you jabports" (Said in a thick surly German accent)
by dubeswiggins September 22, 2021