Definitions by dubeswiggins
Quarantine eyes
My neighbor never appealed to me before but she gave me the quarantine eyes and right now I've got my fear goggles on so giddy up.
Quarantine eyes by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
depression X
The sickness caused by living sandwiched in perpetual fear first created by the boomers and now them and their millennial spoiled brat kids crying the world is over since start of life . Also starting to effect Gen Z who also have been given no reason not to party like it just doesn't matter.
First it was the threat of nukes killing us and now the have to hear the same never ending crap about the environment from the same people and their kids as well, I hope my depression X doesn't get as bad as Kurt's or I'll end up chewing on a shot gun too.
depression X by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
viral sasquatch
Drive thrus and fast food is convienient but could be a viral sasquatch infecting people in the millions with the vid.
Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.
Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.
viral sasquatch by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020
Viral footprint
Viral Footprint : noun term used as a meter to describe the amount viral exposure and potential spread of disease your lifestyle ,habits, and consumption creates at any given time.
Buying groceries and going out twice a month to get them and to feed yourself at home has a smaller viral footprint than getting someone to deliver your food on a daily basis so be responsible and feed yourself in this time of crisis but do not got into the store either and cough all over everything and everyone and make yourself a VIral Sasquatch either.
Viral footprint by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020
Vironic
When a person who claimed they were healthy and that covid is just another flu went out and acted like a viral sasquatch with no regard for their own viral footprint ends up on in an ICU begging for their life.
Its pretty sad and vironic Rocco died from the vid ,he was the first one telling us all "don't worry its just a flu if your young and healthy you'll be fine"
Vironic by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020
Dual moutain ass
Coined in Whistler /Blackcomb for local women who have developed athletic but large booty due to vigorous hill climbing .
Dual moutain ass by dubeswiggins April 21, 2018
stripper slide
When a bachelor picks up a stripper for a one night stand and before he knows it she is living there.
Dave: Hey who was that sweet thing over at Tom's place?
Jack: That's Brandi, she's a peeler he banged the other night, nice girl but Tom better be carefull it looks like she's trying to pull the stripper slide. I really don't think he wants to be her cumlord for more than a day or two.
Jack: That's Brandi, she's a peeler he banged the other night, nice girl but Tom better be carefull it looks like she's trying to pull the stripper slide. I really don't think he wants to be her cumlord for more than a day or two.
stripper slide by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015