dubeswiggins's definitions

Dual moutain ass

Coined in Whistler /Blackcomb for local women who have developed athletic but large booty due to vigorous hill climbing .

"Hey Kevin did you see at Shania, she has been in Switzerland so long she got dual moutain ass.

by dubeswiggins April 21, 2018

Viral footprint

Viral Footprint : noun term used as a meter to describe the amount viral exposure and potential spread of disease your lifestyle ,habits, and consumption creates at any given time.

Buying groceries and going out twice a month to get them and to feed yourself at home has a smaller viral footprint than getting someone to deliver your food on a daily basis so be responsible and feed yourself in this time of crisis but do not got into the store either and cough all over everything and everyone and make yourself a VIral Sasquatch either.

by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020

viral sasquatch

A person , industry or practise that has a larger than normal viral footprint.

Drive thrus and fast food is convienient but could be a viral sasquatch infecting people in the millions with the vid.

Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.

by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020

Vironic

When a person who claimed they were healthy and that covid is just another flu went out and acted like a viral sasquatch with no regard for their own viral footprint ends up on in an ICU begging for their life.

Its pretty sad and vironic Rocco died from the vid ,he was the first one telling us all "don't worry its just a flu if your young and healthy you'll be fine"

by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020

pornoavirus

A disease causing excessive masturbation due to boredom of being on a pandemic lockdown.

I went to visit my friend Rob to see if he was doing ok in the lockdown and was worried he might be sick when I saw the piles of tissues but he assured me he's not ill he just has pornoavirus.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Fear goggles

The concept of people looking more fuckable when it seems its the end of days

Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Quarantine eyes

The look some one gives you during a quarantine that says if this is the end lets get naked.

My neighbor never appealed to me before but she gave me the quarantine eyes and right now I've got my fear goggles on so giddy up.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020