dubeswiggins's definitions

boredomflix

What fb became after the first week of isolation once the memes dried up and the boring covideos of your contacts doing mundane household chores took over.

Tuned into boredomflix this afternoon to watch covideos of my friends making dinner and playing with their kids

by dubeswiggins March 28, 2020

Timmies hoe

A girl who works at Tim Horton's

Louis: Your old lady still working at the Subway
Jeff: No man she quit that shit job now she's a Timmies hoe.

by dubeswiggins November 24, 2014

jabport

Jabport (noun) The covid inoculation passport needed to have a life outside your own 4 walls.

McDonalds employee: 'If you want to dine in I will need to see you jabports" (Said in a thick surly German accent)

by dubeswiggins September 22, 2021

counter booty

The fat ass of a cute woman in retail that is hidden by the counter she works behind.

I asked that hottie that works at lotto booth out only to find out she had counter booty when I picked her up.You would never guess she had a side scrolling ass

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015

roof troll

The grumpy flat roofer on every crew that complains all day and wants to shut it down early because its too hot,too windy,too cold,etc.

Looks like beer clouds are moving in ,well , the roof troll will be happy at least.

by dubeswiggins November 26, 2014

stripper slide

When a bachelor picks up a stripper for a one night stand and before he knows it she is living there.

Dave: Hey who was that sweet thing over at Tom's place?
Jack: That's Brandi, she's a peeler he banged the other night, nice girl but Tom better be carefull it looks like she's trying to pull the stripper slide. I really don't think he wants to be her cumlord for more than a day or two.

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015

covideo

Any of the increasingly boring videos people are putting on line to try and feel connected to anything in isolation.

Today I logged into bordomflix and watched my friend Gary who posted 5 covideos of himself making meals and doing push ups , I guess we are both really losing it and connection fishing hard.

by dubeswiggins March 28, 2020