drew's definitions

Alien Legs

From the movie the arrival when the aliens legs go in backwards. It is an action to give someone Alien Legs means to kick their legs in.

Hey your better shut the hell up or i'll give you alien legs.

by Drew June 28, 2004

jorwood

insted of getting morning wood right after you wake up, you get it right after you wake up, preferably at 7:30 after you wake up at 7:00am

"when i woke up my cock was fine but while i was brushing my teeth, i got such bad jorwood that i was embarassed to go down stairs to eat breakfast"

by drew February 7, 2004

311

The Best Fucking band in the universe!

Person #1: You going to bring some bud to the 311 show?

Person #2: hell yea bro!

by Drew May 13, 2005

hogie

A little fat kid taking a shit.

"There's a hogie in the pool!"

by Drew July 18, 2004

ghey

a puritanical way of saying gay.

"dude, do u think that guys ghey?"
"Hells yea, I would love to get him in my sack. Hey, I bet your dad would join in on that 3 way."

by drew March 18, 2005

clingons

Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY

Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.

by Drew October 20, 2004

Lame

To play it cool, be on the low down.

Just be lame brother, i got some dank bud.

by Drew January 7, 2007