19 definitions by drama_king
by drama_king March 11, 2008
HAMLET:
Life is paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
My daddy died! Waaahhh!
I don't have the balls to do anything about it.
Waaaaaaaah!
Iambic pentameter philosophical mumbo jumbo.
My girlfriend killed herself 'cause I smacked her.
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Life is paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
My daddy died! Waaahhh!
I don't have the balls to do anything about it.
Waaaaaaaah!
Iambic pentameter philosophical mumbo jumbo.
My girlfriend killed herself 'cause I smacked her.
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
by drama_king March 11, 2008
Contrary to popular belief, Theatre is a very serious major. BFA students in performance and production work all day, all night, and all weekend to perfect their artforms, and mount shows. It takes balls to be a theare major - particularly an acting major. The average salary of unionized actors is $12 500 a year. You've really gotta love what you do to live in such squalor.
B.A. ENGLISH STUDENT: Hey, you wanna come get drunk tonight?
THEATRE MAJOR: It's Tuesday...
B.A. ENGLISH: Yeah man, I don't have class til 2:30 tomorrow.
THEATRE MAJOR: I have class at 7 am.
B.A. ENGLISH: Huh?!
THEATRE MAJOR: I'm an acting major.
THEATRE MAJOR: It's Tuesday...
B.A. ENGLISH: Yeah man, I don't have class til 2:30 tomorrow.
THEATRE MAJOR: I have class at 7 am.
B.A. ENGLISH: Huh?!
THEATRE MAJOR: I'm an acting major.
by drama_king January 16, 2009
I wanted to blow a wad into Jamie-Lynn Spears, but apparently 75% of the people in Southern California already have.
by drama_king March 26, 2008
by drama_king January 17, 2008
by drama_king March 26, 2008
by drama_king March 11, 2008