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Budd Dwyer

to commit suicide on television (like the Pennsylvania Treasurer, Budd Dwyer.
The television station would not air the interview live, becuase the subject was facing ruination, and they feared he could pull a Budd Dwyer.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 16, 2007
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kike-a-cola

Coca-cola that is kosher for passover. Every year at Passover, the Coca-Cola Company manufactures Coca-Cola with sucrose instead of high-fructose corn syrup. It has a yellow cap, unlike regular Coke, which has a red cap.

It's available only a few weeks a year, for Jews who want to keep kosher for Passover. The Coca-Cola Company tries to keep it under wraps, as they don't seem to want to sell much of the stuff, but you know now.

It' better than regular Coke because it's thicker, has foamier bubbles, it burns when you swallow it and you can't taste the carbon.
Kike-a-cola is da bomb shizzle. Oy!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2008
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boofy

having hair that is puffed-up, as a bouffant.
How do you like my hair?

It looks boofy!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 31, 2008
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geminiphobia

"OMG two people born from the same mother at the same time! That is so gross!" - person with geminiphobia
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 27, 2012
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out of your pay grade

out of your league, your level of authority or your ability.

To tell someone that they are out of their pay grade is to say that they are flunkies who are in over their head.
1) "Well, detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade. No offense."

2) "You're asking questions way out of your pay grade."
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2008
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O'Brien

a white suprecemacist leader that George Costanza impersonated to get a free ride in a limo. George's lie nearly cost him his life, as he faced being torn limb-from-limb by an angry mob, or being shot by angry neo-Nazi's.

We're not sure how he got out of this dilemma, as the show ended with him still in grave danger, but he seemed okay in the next episode.
George: I am not O'Brien! I am not O'Brien! I'm not O'Brien!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 5, 2007
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8113

The year that the world's largest time capsule, "The Crypt of Civiliation" in Atlanta, is scheduled to be opened.
circa year 6000 --

Archeologist 1: Whoo-hoo! I just located a motherlode of info on a civilization four thousand years old.

Archeologist 2: Wait! You can't open it. It says, "Do not open till 8113." Too bad.

Archeologist 1: Darn.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 13, 2007
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