dr. heywood r. floyd's definitions

computer worm

1) a self-replicating computer program

2) a former bookworm who read books all the time, till he got the interweb, and now spends all of his time surfing.

1) Omigod! I've got a computer worm.

2) He'll know the answer. He's a computer worm.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 5, 2007

shouty-crackers

yelling in a very angry way (used in Great Britain.)

Sorry love, didn't mean to get all shouty-crackers.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 13, 2007

panning for gold

editing for Urban Dictionary

UD Editor: Reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm reject, reject reject, reject, reject. HEY THERE'S ONE -- PUBLISH! Reject, reject, reject, reject...

Other Person: What are you doing?

UD Editor: Panning for gold.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 20, 2007

Budd Dwyer

Pennsylvania state Treasurer who committed suicide on TV in 1987. He was about to be sentenced and sent to prison. He called a press conference, read his suicide note, and blew his brains out with a .357 magnum.

It was snowing that day in Harrisburg, and lots of kids were home from school. Their cartoons were interrupted by this breaking news, in all its graphic glory.

Seared lots of young minds, it did. And this was pre-internet, mind you, so they weren't used to seeing stuff.

Whoh, did you see that? That Budd Dwyer dude just blew his fucking brains out!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 4, 2007

out of your pay grade

out of your league, your level of authority or your ability.

To tell someone that they are out of their pay grade is to say that they are flunkies who are in over their head.

1) "Well, detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade. No offense."

2) "You're asking questions way out of your pay grade."

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2008

O'Brien

a white suprecemacist leader that George Costanza impersonated to get a free ride in a limo. George's lie nearly cost him his life, as he faced being torn limb-from-limb by an angry mob, or being shot by angry neo-Nazi's.

We're not sure how he got out of this dilemma, as the show ended with him still in grave danger, but he seemed okay in the next episode.

George: I am not O'Brien! I am not O'Brien! I'm not O'Brien!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 5, 2007

8113

The year that the world's largest time capsule, "The Crypt of Civiliation" in Atlanta, is scheduled to be opened.

circa year 6000 --

Archeologist 1: Whoo-hoo! I just located a motherlode of info on a civilization four thousand years old.

Archeologist 2: Wait! You can't open it. It says, "Do not open till 8113." Too bad.

Archeologist 1: Darn.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 13, 2007