shouty-crackers

yelling in a very angry way (used in Great Britain.)

Sorry love, didn't mean to get all shouty-crackers.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 13, 2007

nagiography

a biography of one's mother-in-law

That's my mother-in-law. I can tell you her whole nagiography.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 07, 2007

geminiphobia

the fear of twins (esp. identical)

"OMG two people born from the same mother at the same time! That is so gross!" - person with geminiphobia

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 27, 2012

blackguard

a guard employed by Blackwater USA and stationed in Iraq. They tend to shoot anything that moves.

"...the Blackguards and their spokesman CLAIMED to have been under attack, possibly from Iraqi police." - Justin Raimondo, antiwar.com

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007

boofy

having hair that is puffed-up, as a bouffant.

How do you like my hair?

It looks boofy!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 31, 2008

Jesum Crow!

A bastardization of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" but less vulgar.

Jesum Crow! I dropped one of my diamonds in the macaroni!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 25, 2008

moistmaker

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.

Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007