downstrike's definitions

philosophies

Pl. of philosophy.

There are as many philosophies as there are people.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

b2c

Business to Consumer. See also, b2b and c2c.

b2c means marketing one's business to end consumers rather than to other businesses

by Downstrike June 7, 2004

gunnybagger

CB slanguage insult or term of comeraderie derived from a slaveholder slang term meaning slave. See also cottonpicker.

1. Hey gunnybagger, you're nothin' but a cottonpicker!

2. Hey gunnybagger, how ya doin'?

by Downstrike May 29, 2004

Network Solutions

A euphemism for Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible. See scam, conflict of interest, corporation, corporate personhood, and damn well please.

When you call Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible "Network Solutions" you may trick someone into thinking that they're legitimate.

by Downstrike September 20, 2004

refurbish

To make returned merchandise ready to be sold again. This may or may not include repairing defects.

What do you think we are, a repair shop? Just paint over the defect and send it to the warehouse.

by Downstrike June 4, 2004

PIC

Acronym for Presubscribed Interexchange Carrier, refers to a seven-digit code that identifies your long distance carrier to your LEC, or local phone service company.

Get your PIC frozen, or some unscrupulous phone company with high rates can slam you!

by Downstrike September 5, 2005

Attorney

A legislator-in-training who hopes to grow up to be a real politician some day. See job security.

Most legilators either have been, or eventually become attorneys, who practice the very law that legislators write, leading to a horrific conflict of interest between the two professions, by which government of the people is by the attorneys, for the attorneys.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004