downstrike's definitions

parentheses

Punctuation that some duh-weebs are starting to include in the spelling of the "words" they define.

Even if some other duh-weeb would bother to look up the definition of your personal name, do you really think he's going to include a parenthetical phrase when he's spelling it?

by Downstrike October 7, 2004

Outhouse Express

The most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. Frequently euphemized as Outlook Express.

When I installed SP2, Outhouse Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.

by Downstrike October 3, 2004

anachronistic

adj. - Belonging to another time, usually historical; possibly futuristic and/or fictional.

Betimes mine verbiage wast anachronistic. Hath thou spake so?

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

novel

1. n. A book containing an original and entertaining, (hopefully), story. Novels are frequently published first in hard cover, and later in paperback form if they become popular.

2. adj. Describing something new and different from what was available or seen before.

1. My favorite genre of novel is Science Fiction.

2. This novel is quite novel.

by Downstrike May 22, 2004

Faith Healer

An awful thing to name someone.

I know you can't help it that your last name is Healer, but did you have to name her Faith, too?

by Downstrike November 14, 2004

self-serving

Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.

See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004

Food Guide Pyramid

A term for which all definitions have been deleted, because the duh-weebs who delete them don't have the decency or the capability to write a better daffynition.

Food Guide Pyramid is a food guide for duh-weebs.

by Downstrike November 5, 2004