douglas young's definitions

swords

Don't fuckin' touch swords!

Swords'll cut your fuckin' hands off!

by Douglas Young October 7, 2007

concessionist

Someone who works in concessions-- typically at a movie theatre. It's technically not a word according to most dictionaries, and usually gets the red squiggly line from most spell-checkers; but you can refer to this unofficial definition as your own little victory knowing that, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, it's a real word.

Harvard Grad: Excuse me, but a girl who works in your concessions spit in my cup before serving it to me.
Management: Don't you mean a concessionist?
Harvard Grad: That's not a fucking word you imbecile.
Management: (begins making a loogie)...let me see that cup.

by Douglas Young December 29, 2007

overstylize

Noticeably relying heavily on style rather than effectiveness.

The Matrix sequels liked to overstylize while they tried to distract you from the shitty plot.

by Douglas Young January 14, 2008

play it cool

To pretend you're not as anxious as you really are; usually used in terms of dating, deals, or any life-altering events.

Dude let HER call YOU, it's only been two days-- play it cool.

by Douglas Young December 26, 2007

barbecue

The first thing a cashier will guess if you're buying hot dogs and buns, when really you're just a fucking bachelor.

Cashier: Having a barbecue?
Bachelor: ...no.

by Douglas Young October 27, 2007

heyguy

Someone who you don't know, but see frequently enough that you say "hey" to each other every time you pass.

Guy 1: Hey.
Guy 2: Hey.
Friend of Guy 1: Who was that?
Guy 1: Just my heyguy.

by Douglas Young September 22, 2007

subtitles

1. A firewall that keeps stupid & impatient people from watching foreign films.
2. What you read during a film when the language is foreign.

Doug: Hey Tom, wanna watch District B13? It's badass.
Tom: Sure... wait... subtitles? Fuck that.
Doug: Goddamn you're such a fag, Tom.

Scott: I need to stop watching British/Irish movies in the theater, they never have subtitles despite how the thick accents practically butcher your typical American English.

by Douglas Young October 8, 2007