Definitions by doug hightower
Nuke France
Term used for total Disgust with France's Anti-America stance. There term doesn't mean to litterily drop a bomb on France, but that no one would miss them if they were gone.
Nuke France by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005
Mormon
Run of the mill Cult. Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints, as they call themselves, have the mixture of common Free Masons and brainwashing. Started by a common theif, Joseph Smith, who based everything on stolen printing plates.
The Mormon teching beleives that you can actually become a god yourself. The idea that one can acheive godhood is apealing to the foolish.
The Mormon teching beleives that you can actually become a god yourself. The idea that one can acheive godhood is apealing to the foolish.
Mormon by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005
Jehovah's Witness
A Cult that believes in salvation by works. JW's original thought was that the 144,000 Jews mention in book of Revelation was them. However, after their membership reached 144,000, they panicked. That is when they added that if they get out and work, (eg. Knocking On Doors) that they might somehow be accepted by God.
Jehovah's Witness by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005
flash
The largest source for web site based computer viruses. Flash is also one of the most hated things by surfers. Surfers always want HTML first and formost without all the intro show of flash. Most computer security minded people uninstall Macromedia and/or Flash plugins to keep their browser running better and virus free.
Don't belive it?? Create two versions of your website. On your Flash into, but a skip button that takes them to the HTML version. After a couple of months, check which page counter is higher.
Don't belive it?? Create two versions of your website. On your Flash into, but a skip button that takes them to the HTML version. After a couple of months, check which page counter is higher.
Macromedia's Shockwave & Flash is #3 of most hated things surfers hate to see.
#1. Pop-Ups / Pop Unders
#2. Music that plays over and over and etc.
#3 Shockwave or Flash graphics. Content is always beter.
#1. Pop-Ups / Pop Unders
#2. Music that plays over and over and etc.
#3 Shockwave or Flash graphics. Content is always beter.
flash by Doug Hightower September 24, 2005
drunk catcher
A drunk catcher is an area where drunk drivers commonly crash. Usually at the end of long straightaways. Commonly marked by tire skid marks and damage to the guardrails.
A drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves.
Very common in rural areas.
A drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves.
Very common in rural areas.
drunk catcher by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005
Looters
Looters are normally minorities that take advange of a situation, where law inforcement is spread too thin or too busy. Looters are basicly theives who will steal anything and everything not nailed down. A hoarding of stolen goods. As much as 80% of African Americans will loot if given the opertunity. White American looters are considered to be white trash .
Looters by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005
Joke
This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..
Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?
(If they answer no)
A: Wanna go camping?
Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?
(If they answer no)
A: Wanna go camping?
Joke by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005