doug hightower's definitions

friends with benefits

Friends with Benefits is a PC term for SLUT and/or Whore. This type of adultry falls into the same catagory. Call it what you want, but to have a friend with benefits just makes a whore out of you. Save yourself for marriage.

Friends with Benefits means slut or whore.

by Doug Hightower April 8, 2006

Backstreet

1970's Term used for Anal Sex. Coined by John Holmes in a porn movie in the early 70's. Gays were often called Backstreet Guys.

What a bunch of backstreet boys!

by Doug Hightower September 29, 2005

baggy pants

Baggy Pants is a fad in the wigger community where they were cloths a couple of sizes bigger. This actually started in the early 1980's by african-american shoplifters to allow more room to store stolen items in. The act of baggy pants was "copied" by the wigger community without knowing the meaning.
Strangly enough, african-americangang members do not wear them during times of street fights. Having your pants at your knees limits mobility.

You can always tell a dumb wigger by those baggy pants.

by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005

Shaved Pussy

Shaved Pussy is a term used for a pussy that has been shaved BALD. Not trimmed or little hitler. The end results leaves the area smooth and a whole lot cleaner. More and More men favor women with shaved pussy. The reason most men prefer shaved pussy is to avoid the "Popcorn Hull effect". (Hair stuck in the base of the throat or a base of tounge)

Shaved Pussy is better to eat!

by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005

drunk catcher

A drunk catcher is an area where drunk drivers commonly crash. Usually at the end of long straightaways. Commonly marked by tire skid marks and damage to the guardrails.
A drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves.
Very common in rural areas.

Common drunk catcher areas include:
Sharp curves
Dead ends
Stop signs

by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005

ipod

The Most Expensive way to listen to music.

If have two options. Pay $10,000 to download 10,000 mp3's for Ipod, or pay $14.95 and download 10,000 mp3. hmmmm

by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005

looters

The lowest form of life.
Looters often take advantage of a bad situation only to steal.

Did you see all those nigger looters after hurricane Katrina hit?

by Doug Hightower September 28, 2005