doug's definitions

soggy waffles

a game played by extremely gay men were they all stand in a circle and jack off on to a waffle and the last person to jack off onto it eats it. i sware to god this is a real game

bruce and his posse were so gay they decided to play the game " soggy waffles"

by doug September 25, 2004

hodad

A hoedad is a tool used to plant trees, and was adopted as the name of a collective group of tree planters based in Eugene, Oregon and who became influential in the West Coast counterculture.

I used to be a memeber of the hoedads, then I toured with a rock band, until I got my PhD in anthropology and two kids and a mortgage.

by Doug February 22, 2004

root down

How one's going to kick it.

"How we gonna kick it? Gonna kick it root down." said King Ad Rock, in a rhythmic way of speaking.

by Doug June 17, 2004

melt

to cum------------- from the song CANDY SHOP

melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

by doug February 13, 2005

Dogged

Let down, didn't turn up

she dogged me today

by Doug February 10, 2004

dooma

pot smoking deviced... real sweet

I smoked out of the dooma today and it fucked me up.

by Doug May 13, 2005

pedal pusher

A kid who shows up to the skate park wearing knee pads over his jeans.
Also can be called a poser like Kyle Gordon the biggest stroke on the planet.

Look at that little pussy pedal pusher cryin in the corner next to Kyle.

by Doug May 30, 2004