doug's definitions

Naphar

to exclude, to be a hater, member of the d-cups (see McNamary)

Hey, let's go out to lunch and naphar the heb

by Doug March 23, 2004

kniftahilt

A kitten takin to the hilt of anger.

A kitten in a beer glass.

by Doug February 28, 2005

coyote girl

When you wake up the next morning and she's sleeping on your arm so you gnaw your arm off rather than wake her up

by Doug August 13, 2003

5-0

Another name for policemen

Oh No! 5-0! Get the fcuk out of ere! Run!

by Doug December 3, 2004

scrubnub

someone who is not only a nub but a scrub as well

you are a nub... and you suck at life.... therefore you are a scrubnub

by doug May 21, 2004

soggy waffles

a game played by extremely gay men were they all stand in a circle and jack off on to a waffle and the last person to jack off onto it eats it. i sware to god this is a real game

bruce and his posse were so gay they decided to play the game " soggy waffles"

by doug September 25, 2004

hoedad

A Hoedad is a tool used to plant trees. The Hoedads Cooperative was a unique social and political workforce whose members consciously or unconsciously partook in a restoration and healing of the northwest timber industry that too often was (and still is) motivated by greed instead of sustainable and sound practices.

When I was a hoedad my hands had thick callouses.

by Doug February 22, 2004