douchebag's definitions

Corolla

Starting off with rear wheel drive in 1966, the Corolla was introduced in the U.S. in 1968 powered by a 1.1L engine. Skipping over all the useless 1 something liter crap, the Corolla is still using a 1.8L engine, and Toyota has sold more Corolla's than most companies have sold cars.

Corolla's are the longest lasting, least maintainable cars in the world.

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

porth

The abbreviation of porthetic which is a combination of poor and pathetic.

-Dude did you hear that new Good Charlotte disc?
-Fuck no, those dudes are fucking porth.

by Douchebag February 17, 2004

TITS

Plural for Tit, the female breast

TITS, TITS, TITS!!!
Sweet TITS!!!

by Douchebag February 6, 2003

queef-biscuit

A biscuit that a woman queefs on.

"I just queefed on that biscuit, making it a queef biscuit!!!"

by Douchebag March 11, 2003

porno

Porno is the relaxing pics of naked chicks and babes that you look at while masturbating

"I looked at the porno in the magazine and when asked i said:"What i like to read the articles!!!""

by Douchebag February 7, 2003

Titan

Nissan's new full-size truck...with it's 5.6L V8, it produces 305 HP and 379 lb-ft of torque and a 9500 lb max towing capacity, also a 5-speed automatic(boo)...

Dude...Nissan Titan beats the new Dodge HEMI on the drag strip, including every other test on a truck...

Hell, even the Ford SVT F-150 Lightning would beat a HEMI...

by Douchebag February 5, 2004

titties

a remark of great excitement or happiness

Sweet Titties!!!

by Douchebag February 6, 2003