doubleunicycle's definitions

Otter strangling hands

When a guy has thick, muscular, veiny hands that look like he strangles otters for fun.

He's got those otter strangling hands, they're so sexy. Strangle me, daddy

by doubleunicycle September 10, 2021

paslooshi

The ultimate slur, it means whatever you want it to mean. It can be used against anyone to completely shut them down. There is no coming back from being paslooshied, you are forever stigmatized as a paslooshed person

Dude, I heard Tom got paslooshied. You can never come back once you're a paslooshed person

by doubleunicycle February 28, 2023

Lechuga my beluga

White and Spanish version of kachigga my nigga

Black guy: Kachigga my nigga
White person: Uhh... lechuga my beluga?

by doubleunicycle June 17, 2022

Parstage

A grassy area, especially near a road

Person one: Some say there was a second shooter on the grassy knoll

Person two: You mean the parstage

by doubleunicycle December 14, 2021

Dirty Osbie

When you jackhammer the pussy so hard she throws up and has a heart attack

I gave that chick a Dirty Osbie. She couldn't stand for 3 hours

by doubleunicycle June 26, 2021

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.

Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?

by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022

Ass Scoobies

When you go front to front with someone and they grab you and crack your back.

My back hurt so I asked him to give me Ass Scoobies.

by doubleunicycle March 8, 2022