2 definitions by don tantius

spermballs

floating wads of jism that are left in the skimmer of a pool or hot tub after having sex.

heck , I didnt want to clean the filter after knowing I blew major spermballs all through it after doggie stylingthe neighbor girl.

by don tantius February 10, 2008

A friendly or non-offensive way of saying Damdest

I tried my darndest to climb that rope in gym class but I was unable to make it two feet off the ground.

by don tantius October 25, 2007