doitphaggot's definitions

The Dark Knight

The Greatest Movie to ever be made. Heath Ledger as The Joker is absolutely the best role in the film.

Isn't it funny how even though The Joker is the bad guy in The Dark Knight, you still root for him? Its not like other movies where the villian is always hated. In my opinion, Bat Man is a pansie and Joker is a God!

by doitphaggot August 4, 2008

Martial Law

Martial law is when the National Guard and/or Armed Forces are called upon by a Governor or President to restore order when the problem is too big for local law enforcement authorities.

If there is excessive violence and civil disorder in a certain place that the police are unable to cope with, the governor or president or mayor, may call for the national guard or army to quell the disturbances. The military usually declares a state of martial law. In this situation, a curfew is put in place, looters may be shot on sight if need be. Break the military law and you will be tried by a military court in most cases. This is a most extreme solution to an insurrection or revolution.

Martial law is not going to happen and it didn't even happen during Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans. I worked New Orleans during Katrina and Martial Law was never declared. Sometimes it is necessary but it's not a threat to the American people. Remember, police officers are tax paying citizens with families also. They are not robots and they can think for themselves. It's not going to happen.

by doitphaggot January 14, 2009

michael phelps

What every fish in the sea wants to be

Michael Phelps isnt human, hes a damn fish.

by doitphaggot January 17, 2009

Foo Fighters

Simply the greatest band in the world.

Foo Fighters are a real rock band, not like that Fall Out Boy garbage.

Rock on, Foos For LIFE!

by doitphaggot October 10, 2008