doc sigma's definitions

my shizzle's gone fazizzle

My shit's fucked up.

My shizzle's gone fazizzle!

by Doc Sigma December 10, 2003

magic cost-cutting sword

Sarcastic business term which refers to an attempt to cut costs when there simply are no more costs to be cut.

There is no magic cost-cutting sword.

by Doc Sigma November 5, 2003

beer boot

The unfortunate fate awaiting many a man, especially one who loses a bet. A group of men all spit into a dirty, sweaty boot filled with beer, which is then stirred with a man's erect penis. The mixture is poured through a man's naked ass crack and into the mouth of the unfortunate bet-loser.

Todd bet that Nixon's middle name was Moe, so the lads forced a beer boot on him.

by Doc Sigma September 29, 2003

j&b

The best brand of wordScotch/word wordwhiskey/word.

Yes, I'm prejudiced toward my favorite brand, but so are all Scotch drinkers... ^_^

by Doc Sigma September 23, 2003

flash party

A strange phenomenon wherein a group of people plans a secret event to take place at a public location. The planning usually occurs online. Flash parties are usually silly, fun affairs.

A bunch of anime fans suddenly showed up at McDonald's wearing blue afro wigs and singing strange Japanese songs... flash party in action!

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003

liberal

If used in a non-political sense, "liberal" simply means "a lot."

I'd like a large popcorn with a liberal amount of butter, please.

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003

actiplaque

Term used to describe the icky funk that tends to build up on Atari 2600 cartridges by Activision.

A mint Keystone Kapers will fetch more than one riddled with actiplaque.

by Doc Sigma July 5, 2004