doc sigma's definitions

magic cost-cutting sword

Sarcastic business term which refers to an attempt to cut costs when there simply are no more costs to be cut.

There is no magic cost-cutting sword.

by Doc Sigma November 5, 2003

X-Cops

One of the aliases of the band GWAR.

See an ad for a concert by the X-Cops? It's actually GWAR in disguise!

by Doc Sigma March 11, 2004

actiplaque

Term used to describe the icky funk that tends to build up on Atari 2600 cartridges by Activision.

A mint Keystone Kapers will fetch more than one riddled with actiplaque.

by Doc Sigma July 5, 2004

wussy sauce

Mildly insulting term used to describe a broad range of wordtrendy/word alcoholic beverages, such as Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, wine coolers, etc. Sometimes incorrectly used to include all mixed drinks, or even all drinks other than straight hard alcohol.

Lay off the wussy sauce and throw back some wordJ&B/word.

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003

forn

To have sex while wordporn/word is playing on a television in the background.

Nice shoes! Wanna forn?

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003

journey into darkness

By far the most perverse sexual practice known to man, this involves shitting directly into another person's asshole.

It takes a very... special person to be able to properly perform the journey into darkness.

by Doc Sigma July 29, 2003

there's no i in team

A cliche that needs to die.

Well, yeah, but there's no u either, so shut up!

by Doc Sigma May 19, 2004