doc sigma's definitions

beer boot

The unfortunate fate awaiting many a man, especially one who loses a bet. A group of men all spit into a dirty, sweaty boot filled with beer, which is then stirred with a man's erect penis. The mixture is poured through a man's naked ass crack and into the mouth of the unfortunate bet-loser.

Todd bet that Nixon's middle name was Moe, so the lads forced a beer boot on him.

by Doc Sigma September 29, 2003

magic cost-cutting sword

Sarcastic business term which refers to an attempt to cut costs when there simply are no more costs to be cut.

There is no magic cost-cutting sword.

by Doc Sigma November 5, 2003

actiplaque

Term used to describe the icky funk that tends to build up on Atari 2600 cartridges by Activision.

A mint Keystone Kapers will fetch more than one riddled with actiplaque.

by Doc Sigma July 5, 2004

wussy sauce

Mildly insulting term used to describe a broad range of wordtrendy/word alcoholic beverages, such as Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, wine coolers, etc. Sometimes incorrectly used to include all mixed drinks, or even all drinks other than straight hard alcohol.

Lay off the wussy sauce and throw back some wordJ&B/word.

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003

there's no i in team

A cliche that needs to die.

Well, yeah, but there's no u either, so shut up!

by Doc Sigma May 19, 2004

Conservative

If used in a non-political sense, "conservative" simply means "not much."

I'd like a large popcorn with a conservative amount of butter, please.

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003

rural dictionary

A website which just redirects here.

I wish I had registered RuralDictionary.com, I'd have had it load UD.com but through one of those wacky filters to make it look all hick-like.

by Doc Sigma September 25, 2003