doc sigma's definitions

magic cost-cutting sword

Sarcastic business term which refers to an attempt to cut costs when there simply are no more costs to be cut.

There is no magic cost-cutting sword.

by Doc Sigma November 5, 2003

beer boot

The unfortunate fate awaiting many a man, especially one who loses a bet. A group of men all spit into a dirty, sweaty boot filled with beer, which is then stirred with a man's erect penis. The mixture is poured through a man's naked ass crack and into the mouth of the unfortunate bet-loser.

Todd bet that Nixon's middle name was Moe, so the lads forced a beer boot on him.

by Doc Sigma September 29, 2003

there's no i in team

A cliche that needs to die.

Well, yeah, but there's no u either, so shut up!

by Doc Sigma May 19, 2004

my shizzle's gone fazizzle

My shit's fucked up.

My shizzle's gone fazizzle!

by Doc Sigma December 10, 2003

rural dictionary

A website which just redirects here.

I wish I had registered RuralDictionary.com, I'd have had it load UD.com but through one of those wacky filters to make it look all hick-like.

by Doc Sigma September 25, 2003

Half It

A worddarts/word game where if you miss your intended shot, your score is reduced by 50%.

by Doc Sigma October 17, 2003

Conservative

If used in a non-political sense, "conservative" simply means "not much."

I'd like a large popcorn with a conservative amount of butter, please.

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003