doc brown's definitions

blobsplash

The toilet water that splashes up on to your bum when you do a crap, accompanied by a 'plop' sound.

I just did a crap and had major blobsplash. Lucky there was a towel handy.

by doc brown October 15, 2007

vettel

(verb) To knock your teammate out of a Formula 1 race by veering into him on purpose, when you're running 1-2. Usually happens because you are jealous of his previous victories and are sick of seeing him to finish on the podium.

Did you see that? Lewis Hamilton almost vettelled Jenson Button.

by doc brown May 30, 2010

wenk

Verb. To masturbate while looking at photos of busty, but clothed, late teenage girls on popular image hosting sites as webshots and photobucket. The term originated in 2005 after the release of a plethora of photos of a pleasant, outgoing girl with the surname "Wenk".

I could really wenk to that photo

by doc brown May 24, 2007

goddit

Confirmation that you have the same football card as one from your friend's collection.

havengoddit (antonym)

(flicking through your friend's football card collection) "Goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, .... <pause> ..... havengoddit ..... goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit ...."

by doc brown July 7, 2007

peachy dory

When everything is fine. Not just any old fine, but bigly fine.

Well, if we go back and everything is peachy dory and you say we’ll talk over thirty days, at the end of thirty days are you going to give us great border security, which includes a wall or a steel barrier?

by doc brown January 12, 2019

Twistie fingers

The state of having yellow cheese powder on your fingers, while eating a packet of Twisties. The phrase was made popular in the comedy series Kath and Kim.

Similar to "Dorito fingers" and "Cheezel fingers".

Don't touch me! You've got Twistie fingers!

by doc brown June 23, 2007

sneaky nuts

(noun) The practice of secretly showing one or both testicles while standing in the background of a photo. Can be either the through-zipper or above-trousers type.

Made famous by Nathan in the Chris Lilley comedy Angry Boys.

Nath's got this new thing he does, it's called sneaky nuts. Fucking classic. Stands in the back of a photo, rips out one ball, sometimes two. Sometimes through the zipper, other times above the trousers. He tends to mix it up a bit so you never know what you're gonna get. Fucking brilliant Nathan is.

by doc brown April 21, 2011