Fat Chick Syndrome

The tendency for overweight females to be surly, moody, nasty and bitchy, thereby rendering them even more unattractive than what they physically are.
"Hey Joe, what's with Michelle? She won't talk to me. I don't care that she's fat and all."

"Mate, it's a classic case of Fat Chick Syndrome."
by doc brown August 25, 2009
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curious tortoise

When you need to go to the toilet so badly that the poo is starting to make an appearance from your bum hole.

Usually accompanied by walking around on tippy-toes and gritting your teeth.
Oh man! Where's the nearest restrooms? I've got a curious tortoise!!
by doc brown June 18, 2007
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movie elbow

The visible bruises and inherent soreness one gets in the elbow region after fighting with the person sitting next to them in the cinema over who has resting rights to the common armrest.
"The cinema was soooo crowded I had to sit next to this big dude who hogged the whole freaking armrest. Check out my movie elbow man."
by doc brown July 20, 2008
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blow

Verb. (Australian country colloquialism) To pause or rest; take a break from an arduous or mundane task.
Hey Al, you've been drying those dishes for a while now. You wanna blow?
by doc brown September 09, 2007
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depoop

Verb. To remove a prawn's digestive system during the shell peeling process.

A prawn (or shrimp) will normally shit itself when it realises it has just been thrown into boiling water or on a barbecue. Therefore after the prawn is cooked, and you peel off the shell, you will find a string of black stuff running down its back. This can be easily removed by digging the index finger in just behind its head, grabbing the black string-like thing and pulling down towards the tail. This is commonly known as "depooping".
Hey, did you depoop this prawn? I see black stuff !!
by doc brown June 28, 2007
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pickle me grandmother

Expression of shock or disappointment.

Australian colloquialism made popular by the character Ted Bullpitt in the 70's sitcom "Kingswood Country".

(synonym) "D'oh!"
Pickle me grandmother !! The wog's just crashed into the Kingswood !!
by doc brown October 06, 2007
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blobsplash

The toilet water that splashes up on to your bum when you do a crap, accompanied by a 'plop' sound.
I just did a crap and had major blobsplash. Lucky there was a towel handy.
by doc brown October 15, 2007
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