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bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

McFly

Originally used in Back to the Future movies and now pertains to three male hookers: Jason the American bitch, Jonas the Swedish pimp, and Russell aka pooh pants

Hey, McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here!

McFly, why don't you make like a tree and leave!

McFly! I thought I told you...oh wrong room!

121 giga watts! 88 miles per hour!

by Doc April 17, 2004

kinsman crew

strongest youngin crew in silver spring.startred in 2005, started by three boys which is now a 40 man crew. all always strapped, and ready to fight. their territory stretches from four cornes to wheaton in silver spring

"what happened" "i got jumped by the kinsman crew"

by doc April 4, 2005

Smegma

A term which can be referred to as the cheesy substance caused from sweating of the gland. More common with people who have a foreskin or skanky dirty bastards that don't wash.

"I went to take a piss the other day and because I hadn't washed in a while my dick smelt cheesy."

by Doc December 12, 2002

MOOSE KNUCKLE

Opposite of cameltoe ie., mans package in tight jeans

John's proudly sporting his moose knuckle in those tight jeans.

by Doc October 17, 2003

P. Diddy

He can't rap to save his life but love him or hate him you gotta give it to him that's one smart ass brotha and he has millions to prove it. Big clothing companies, big record label, big restaraunts, big tv shows, and he brought you B.I.G. Is his flow tight? Hell naw. Is his pockets deep? Hell yeah. He's a marketing genius.

I want to rap like 2Pac but have money like Diddy. Plus he got with J-Lo, but that doesn't seem hard to do.

by Doc February 28, 2004

Will Smith

He's a much better actor than rapper. He was an okay rapper but definitely not the greatest. No where near the greatest. I'd buy one of his cd's for my kid or my kid brother or sister or i'd use it as a dust pan, but i'd be first in line to see one of his movies.

He's basically just decent
Not good not bad

by Doc February 28, 2004