dm's definitions

dM

The leet COD Coder; xBot/FuRy maker. OpenGL coder

omfg dM your hacks rule!

by dM May 25, 2004

DMo

short for Deep Mouth

"Wow, what a DMo."
"that girl's got a DMo."
Can also be said when referring to a girl with an ability to deep throat.

by DM October 1, 2007

jaunt piece [pl. jaunt pieces]

thing or things, and/or object or objects

Pass that jaunt piece over here.
Get that jaunt piece for me.

by DM June 12, 2004

Gayshondra

Verb: To start a new job on a Monday and quit the next Monday, Noun: a stinky biiiitch

To shower without soap makes you a Gayshondra

by DM December 7, 2003

Bobfoc

An abbreviation of the statement 'Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch'

It describes a lady or gentleman who, despite having a body so hot that it could melt a cheese sandwich from 20ft away, has a facial visage that could rival Shrek for ugliness

"You know that Halle Berry? She's a total bobfoc!"

by DM June 11, 2006

spinster

Old unmarried woman. Not necessarily a virgin.

Khold's mother.

by DM January 9, 2004

viper bite

The first person sticks his or her fingers into a woman resembling the position of fingers in a bowling ball. Two fingers are inserted in the front, and the thumb in rear hole. Also known as the shocker position, except typically using the middle and ring finger, but then the first person *SNAPS* their fingers.

I thought Craig was pulling the shocker again last night, but it turned it into a viper bite.

by DM October 26, 2007