dj spykerz(scoused out)'s definitions

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

hobo dildo

it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo

person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009

piercings

men think belly button piercings, nose piercings etc are sexy because it reminds them of the staple in porn mags

person1: have u seen my wifes piercings their awesome
person2: u just love them because it reminds u about the staple in porn mags
person1: damm u figured out

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009

porn pwned

when your internet explorer page freezes/breaks down when you are on a porn website

person1: i got porn pwned yesterday, i desperatly switched it off at the mains just as my mum was coming upstairs
person2: lol u got lucky, i got caught (not quick enough)

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009

cheese grater

also known as a cock grinder, it's when a womans pussy is seemingly sharp, which leaves ur cock red raw

pain and pleasure or nothing

choices, choices!

person1: i heard this girl im about 2 fuck has a sharp pussy, or cheese grater wot do i do
person2: take it like a man and fuck the bitch!!
person1: cheers bud!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 7, 2009

scouse

i bet u have never heard of this before but it's actually a type of music

thats right a type of music

i myself am one of the many scouse dj's

scouse dj's remix songs from the uk top 40 and other well known tunes aswell as making their own

kb project, alex k, jc project, ls system, bass slammers, ghetto busterz, dna, tim dawes, dj, riley, dj ian t, dj mercer and of course myself are just some of the many scouse dj's

if you wan't any more info on this music go to

www.wkd-sounds.com
www.bouncytunez.net

person1: scouse music rules!
person2: yay lol i just remixed a miley cyrus tune aswell as a christmas tune
person1: sounds awesome
person2: it sounds even better through huge speakers

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 12, 2009

wet fish slap

when a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his bitch in the face, in which cum is spread about her face.

gf: dirty bastard u slapped me and my face has ur
bf: really, i just gave u a wet fish slap
gf: wah??
bf: figure it out urself

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 18, 2009