dj spykerz(scoused out)'s definitions

porn pwned

when your internet explorer page freezes/breaks down when you are on a porn website

person1: i got porn pwned yesterday, i desperatly switched it off at the mains just as my mum was coming upstairs
person2: lol u got lucky, i got caught (not quick enough)

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009

hobo dildo

it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo

person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009

burgaboy

a bassline music artist, for u people who don't know wot bassline is, it is a type of music that us brits like, he is immense like all the other bassline artists, his music is wot v bad boys listen 2

person1: hey check out v new tune by burgaboy
person2: (listening 2 it) sweet, thats awesome lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009

partners conversation

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

person1: lol u heard this partners conversation the man just hears the dirty bits
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009

etp

in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc

person1: hey theres this comp on next week, want to play
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009

couldn't

people are saying this so quickly that it starts to sound like cunt which can be a bit awkward

person1: he cunt do that could he
person2: ??? cunt!
person1: couldn't
person2: oh sounds like it though
person1: ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 12, 2009

gfy

can either mean
go fuck yourself
good for you or
get fucked yankee, can get quite confusing but works brilliantly either way

american: hey im going to the mall u wana go
brit: gfy it's not called a mall 2 start with nd im goin 2 my gf's house
american: why did u say good for you
brit: u retard i sed get fucked yankee

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 7, 2009