dj spykerz(scoused out)'s definitions

hobo dildo

it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo

person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009

wiped it's face

a term used in auction used to describe something that has broke even

my golf club has wiped it's face on ebay

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

LABATYFO

STANDS FOR LIFES A BITCH AND THEN YOU FUCK ONE

PERSON1: SO YOUVE BEEN DUMPED AGAIN
PERSON2: YEP
PERSON1: AH WELL LABATYFO

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009

etp

in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc

person1: hey theres this comp on next week, want to play
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009

gfy

can either mean
go fuck yourself
good for you or
get fucked yankee, can get quite confusing but works brilliantly either way

american: hey im going to the mall u wana go
brit: gfy it's not called a mall 2 start with nd im goin 2 my gf's house
american: why did u say good for you
brit: u retard i sed get fucked yankee

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 7, 2009

chris brown

a gay twat that cant sing and only appeals to teenage girls that constintly talk about him, all his music is shit and has got one of them faces u want to smack
basicly the most annoying singer you will ever hear or see

PERSON1: that chris brown is such a gay twat he needs to be shot QUICKLY!!
PERSON2: same here can't stand him

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009

monkey fuck

this is for women

you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from

person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009