249 definition by dj gs68

A captain on Futurama that is the military equivalent of George W. Bush. Women are not allowed in his army as he likes sexually harassing them. Comes up with poor strategies to battles, such as sending waves of his own men out to be destroyed by "killbots," robots that die upon reaching a preset kill limit. He is also responsible for driving a space cruise into a black hole, destroying a $400 billion space station, and having a planet completely mined to the point where it implodes on itself.
Zapp Brannigan: The court shall now hear from the court marshall's ex-lover, Turanga Leela.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.
by dj gs68 September 04, 2003

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Any being who is large, green-skinned, very muscular, and goes around grunting "HULK insert action here."
Hulk crush! Hulk smash! HULK GIVE GS68'S DEFINITION OF ME ONLY 1/5 STARS!
by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

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1. Some female hacker.
2. Shorter term for "Serial Experiments Lain," the #1 best anime in existance.
This show isn't making complete sense to me. Oh well.
by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

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Bender (a character in Futurama)'s kick-ass trademark catch phrase.
Hey dj gs68! Bite my shiny metal ass!
by dj gs68 April 24, 2003

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Watch out!!1 Tehy aer teh un-1337 Lunix usars taht will stoel yuor megahurtz!!
h4x0r5 0n teh yu0r pC?
by dj gs68 July 17, 2003

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A tag used by board users when they say something stupid.
Hi! I'm Omochao! I'm here to help you! *shot*
by dj gs68 July 16, 2003

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The best site in the world.
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Director: To.
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Director: Homestarrunner.com.
Director: Cut!
by dj gs68 July 24, 2003

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