sperm

What allowed reproduction to take place.

"Try it on me. OW! My sperm."

by dj gs68 July 13, 2003

Santa Clara

A small-ass minor city that isn't so polluted, screwed up, deleted, violent, or gang-crammed, unlike San Jose.

by dj gs68 April 28, 2003

shozzle my nozzle

suck my dick.

Bender: Shozzle my shiny metal nozzle.

by Dj gs68 September 19, 2003

lain

1. Some female hacker.
2. Shorter term for "Serial Experiments Lain," the #1 best anime in existance.

This show isn't making complete sense to me. Oh well.

by dj gs68 July 19, 2003

kif kroker

Zapp Brannigan's assistant on Futurama. He is a green alien whose body is kept supported by bladders containing fluids rather than bones. He is currently in a relationship with Amy Wong.

Zapp: Kif, get me another beer.
Kif: *sigh*

by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003

elitism

The act of feeling superior to others.

That elitist shot me in the anus because I bragged about how I passed MAX 300 on DDR.

by dj gs68 September 18, 2003

Las Vegas

Reno, NV's larger, more southern brother, with an assload of Southwestern influences. Located in a more arid region. Stick to Reno instead.

It doesn't snow in Las Vegas, therefore they're more retarded than Reno.

by dj gs68 July 15, 2003