Definitions by diseased sheep

Umbrella 

A device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also Umbrella Hats.

Joe: "Fuck its raining!"

Tom: "Here take my Umbrella, I've got plenty!"

Joe: "Alright....thanks"

Umbrella by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

Killaz 

A term given amazing weed, covered in crystals and stinky. Gets its name from killer.

Hey you guys want some Killaz?

Killaz by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

Cordless Phone 

A phone in most homes that allows the talker to walk around freely without having to worry about cords and not leaving his/her 3 foot radius which the cord limits them to.

I have a cordless phone, so does my friend.

Cordless Phone by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

Slurpee Capital of the World 

The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month.

Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World!
Calgary is close behind.

Slurpee Capital of the World by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

Shaftne

A disgusting condidtion similar to sacne except the zits/pimples are on the shaft of ones penis, usually on the backside.

Rebecca: "Can i give you head?"

Brendan: "YES MAME!"

Rebecca: "EWWWW, shaftne!!!"

**girl runs away in horror**

Brendan: "Curse you shaftne!"

Shaftne by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

Grilled Cheese 

A sandwich that has processed or real chesse between the slices and butter or preferablely margarine on the outer side of bread. You put this sandwich in a frying pan and cook it on medium until both sides are nice and toasted.

I like how grilled cheese tastes.

Grilled Cheese by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

X-Treme Gulp

A oversized slurpee mug sold at 7-11 stores for about $10, it holds 1.5 liters of slurpee and will keep it cold for hours. Is complete with a handle and tight fitting lid, and refills are only $1.12 Canadian after tax.

Let's go to sev and fill up my X-treme Gulp!

X-Treme Gulp by diseased sheep July 11, 2006