Definitions by diseased sheep

Killaz 

A term given amazing weed, covered in crystals and stinky. Gets its name from killer.

Hey you guys want some Killaz?

Killaz by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

Snow Skating 

Snow skating is like snowboarding except you ride a board similar to a skateboard that doesn't have bindings. Snow Skaters usually ride smaller hills than if they were on a snowboard, its a more free style way to snowboard.

Hey do you guys wanna go snow skating this afternoon?

Yeah we'll build a half pipe in my backyard!

Snow Skating by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

Cordless Phone 

A phone in most homes that allows the talker to walk around freely without having to worry about cords and not leaving his/her 3 foot radius which the cord limits them to.

I have a cordless phone, so does my friend.

Cordless Phone by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

Slurpee Capital of the World 

The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month.

Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World!
Calgary is close behind.

Slurpee Capital of the World by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

Shaftne

A disgusting condidtion similar to sacne except the zits/pimples are on the shaft of ones penis, usually on the backside.

Rebecca: "Can i give you head?"

Brendan: "YES MAME!"

Rebecca: "EWWWW, shaftne!!!"

**girl runs away in horror**

Brendan: "Curse you shaftne!"

Shaftne by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

Grilled Cheese 

A sandwich that has processed or real chesse between the slices and butter or preferablely margarine on the outer side of bread. You put this sandwich in a frying pan and cook it on medium until both sides are nice and toasted.

I like how grilled cheese tastes.

Grilled Cheese by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

X-Treme Gulp

A oversized slurpee mug sold at 7-11 stores for about $10, it holds 1.5 liters of slurpee and will keep it cold for hours. Is complete with a handle and tight fitting lid, and refills are only $1.12 Canadian after tax.

Let's go to sev and fill up my X-treme Gulp!

X-Treme Gulp by diseased sheep July 11, 2006