parents

the people who made you, you may like of dislike them. they are constantly annoying and almost always embarassing you. they are nazis who it is impossible to argue with even if their wrong and they know it, becasue they can just "It's over!!" and if you continue with the argument theres consequences, such as grounding or suspended alouence. they can never see anything from your point of view, and for some reason we have to ask them if were "allowed" to do something or get something. they control our lives.

Parents are the contorlers of our lives.

by diseased sheep July 08, 2006

highlighter pipe

The most pov way to make a pipe. You take a highlighter, sharpie brand, and take all the ink and shit out of it. Then you poke a hole in the top of the lid, and one at the end of the highlighter, big enough for the cap to fit in.
If you want you can make a shotgun. Lastly you need to make a screen/bowl out of tinfoil. If you an idiot the place that you would draw with is were you inhale.

Me: "Fuck that bitch Jane, she lost my fucking pipe!"

Jorey: "Yea, fuck that!"

Evan: "Make a highlighter Pipe, i used to all the time:)"

Jorey: "Evan you poor jew bastard!"

Me: "Yeah, anyways highlighter pipes are pov."

by diseased sheep June 20, 2006

get naked

To remove all your articles of clothing so you are left standing in your birthday suit.

Yesterday it was Alex's first time trying mushrooms, he was messed up and thought it would be funny to get naked.

by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

catholic

a religeon were every thing is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.

Bobby: "God dammit mom, i gotta take a SHIT!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but now that i got a new catholic boyfriend, everything is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that!, im goin in!!!"
Boyfriend: "You know your going straight to hell!"

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

germinated keyboard

what you will have if you dont wash your hands after using the washroom, and then going straight to the computer.

dude your keyboard is soo germinated i can see the germs!

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

CIA

Crack Is Addictive. thats it.

Dealer: "Well, here you go"
Junkie: "YES, thank you!"
Dealer: "Hey man remember, CIA"

by diseased sheep January 07, 2007

Slurpee Capital of the World

The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month.

Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World!
Calgary is close behind.

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006