diseased sheep's definitions

dial-up

an internet connection that doesnt allow the people using it to talk on the phone at the same time, if you call someones house while their on dial-up internet you will recieve a sound so horrid that it will make your ears bleed.
it sounds like a robot being tortured.

Online Conversation:

Pete- Sup dawg?

MikeG- my fucking ears are bleeding!

Pete- Yo dawg that sucks, why they bleedin?

MikeG- because i just tryed to call your house but your pov ass family has dial-up!

by diseased sheep July 8, 2006

Sister from another Mister

The same as "brother from another mother", but it doesnt rhyme as well. What a gril or boy will say to a close girlfriend, Sister used because the girl is very close to them, another mister is used because the girl is born to a different father.

"Hey my sista from another mista!"

by diseased sheep July 9, 2005

X-Treme Gulp

A oversized slurpee mug sold at 7-11 stores for about $10, it holds 1.5 liters of slurpee and will keep it cold for hours. Is complete with a handle and tight fitting lid, and refills are only $1.12 Canadian after tax.

Let's go to sev and fill up my X-treme Gulp!

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

waterfall

a weed smoking utensil made of a 2 liter pop bottle. like a lung you put a bowl on the top. also you make a hole at the bottom. you fill the bottle with water and the bowl with weed, cover the hole with your thumb. when you start to light the weed release your thumb from the hole and the water will being to drain casuing the chamber to fill with smoke.

We smoked a waterfall yesterday, it gives you fucking huge rips.

by diseased sheep July 10, 2006

catholic

a religeon were every thing is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.

Bobby: "God dammit mom, i gotta take a SHIT!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but now that i got a new catholic boyfriend, everything is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that!, im goin in!!!"
Boyfriend: "You know your going straight to hell!"

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

muddarfukkar

how east indian people say "motherfucker", you'll probably hear this after not paying your cab fare.

**Jake hops in cab**

Cab Driver: "Where du you wandt to go?"

Jake: "Uhh, the mall"

**arrives at mall, Jake books it**

Cab Driver: "Heh, gut bakk here Muddarfukkar!"

by diseased sheep October 2, 2006

Slurhea

Diarrhea casued by ingesting a large amount of slurpee, usually a X-Treme Gulp. The slurpee goes right through body becasue there is little to actually digest, it is a extremely runny fluid that comes out easily, sometimes is coloured the same as the slurpee.

Ben: "Wow, that was a good slurpee!"

Mitch: "Yeah I'm done too."

Mitch: "AHHH, Slurhea!!!"

**Runs to washroom**

Ben: "What the fuck, that was fast!"

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006