diseased sheep's definitions

CIA

Crack Is Addictive. thats it.

Dealer: "Well, here you go"
Junkie: "YES, thank you!"
Dealer: "Hey man remember, CIA"

by diseased sheep January 7, 2007

Slurhea

Diarrhea casued by ingesting a large amount of slurpee, usually a X-Treme Gulp. The slurpee goes right through body becasue there is little to actually digest, it is a extremely runny fluid that comes out easily, sometimes is coloured the same as the slurpee.

Ben: "Wow, that was a good slurpee!"

Mitch: "Yeah I'm done too."

Mitch: "AHHH, Slurhea!!!"

**Runs to washroom**

Ben: "What the fuck, that was fast!"

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

Shaftne

A disgusting condidtion similar to sacne except the zits/pimples are on the shaft of ones penis, usually on the backside.

Rebecca: "Can i give you head?"

Brendan: "YES MAME!"

Rebecca: "EWWWW, shaftne!!!"

**girl runs away in horror**

Brendan: "Curse you shaftne!"

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

shrooms

A form of mushrooms that you eat or smoke, oh ya, they make you trip out like mad, and they make you at people in a whole different way.

Me and my friends did shrooms for the first by chopping them up very finely and putting them in yougurt. Then we waited in my friedns basement until it kicked in, and when it did we were hitting eachother and going crazy on MSN. I broke my friends glasses by falling on them. Then we stared at the ceiling for 20 minutes watching it morph and change. Then my friedns brother came home and yelled at me to keep my voice down, and he wondered if we were on acid. He told us to go outside and explore, we did and it was amazing, everything was colourful and crazy, we found our way to the local pool, we went into the washroom and pee'd all over the walls. Next we went to the mall to get the great "WOW" feeling, i saw some guy and he look like a turtle. We traveled through the streets and took off our shoes, luckily one of my friends wasnt on shrooms so he made sure we didnt forget them, in the end we had walked about 6 km across the city.

In the end the moral of our adventure is that people are very werid.

by diseased sheep July 9, 2005

britney spears

a women that is only hot in, music videos, album covers, concerts and interviews, in real life she is sadly a plump ugly pig.

John: "I jerked off to britney spears' im a salve 4 u last night!
Tom: "Ya well I threw up all over my self when i saw her pictures in the tabloids!"

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

poop juice

another way to say diarrhea.

poop juice is easy to get out

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

go to hell in style

the slogan for sinfulshirts.com which is advertised constantly on urban dictionary.

"GO TO HELL IN STYLE!" -sinful shirts

by diseased sheep September 6, 2005