catholic

a religeon were everything is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.

Bobby: "God dammit mom, i have to take a SHIT!!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but you know that now i got a new catholic boyfriend, everythign is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that, im going in!!!"
Boyfriend: "Boy, your goin straight to hell!"

by diseased sheep July 29, 2005

burnout

what happens after you smoke weed, you become very tired and dont feel like doing anything besides melting into the couch and eating chips.

after that sesh yesterday i was in burnout for like 3 hours, then i fell asleep.

by diseased sheep May 13, 2006

dial-up

an internet connection that doesnt allow the people using it to talk on the phone at the same time, if you call someones house while their on dial-up internet you will recieve a sound so horrid that it will make your ears bleed.
it sounds like a robot being tortured.

Online Conversation:

Pete- Sup dawg?

MikeG- my fucking ears are bleeding!

Pete- Yo dawg that sucks, why they bleedin?

MikeG- because i just tryed to call your house but your pov ass family has dial-up!

by diseased sheep July 08, 2006

slang dictionary

Urbandictionary.com, enough said.

urban dictionary is the best slang dictionary ever, period.

by diseased sheep August 09, 2005

hacky sack

a hacky sack is a small bag, made of different fabrics, filled with beads or sand. the players try to keep it up by hitting it with their legs. a game that is usually played by stoners.

hacky sack is one of my favourite past-times.

by diseased sheep October 23, 2005

X-Treme Gulp

A oversized slurpee mug sold at 7-11 stores for about $10, it holds 1.5 liters of slurpee and will keep it cold for hours. Is complete with a handle and tight fitting lid, and refills are only $1.12 Canadian after tax.

Let's go to sev and fill up my X-treme Gulp!

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

fishing

A sport which involves catching fish with a fishing rod, you sit and wait until a stupid unsuspecting fish bites onto your bait, then you reel him in and most likey cut him open and fillet his ass.

fishing is a fucking boring yet relaxing sport.
fish are tasty.

by diseased sheep July 09, 2006