diseased sheep's definitions

Slurpee Capital of the World

The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month.

Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World!
Calgary is close behind.

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

germinated keyboard

what you will have if you dont wash your hands after using the washroom, and then going straight to the computer.

dude your keyboard is soo germinated i can see the germs!

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

CIA

Crack Is Addictive. thats it.

Dealer: "Well, here you go"
Junkie: "YES, thank you!"
Dealer: "Hey man remember, CIA"

by diseased sheep January 7, 2007

catholic

a religeon were every thing is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.

Bobby: "God dammit mom, i gotta take a SHIT!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but now that i got a new catholic boyfriend, everything is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that!, im goin in!!!"
Boyfriend: "You know your going straight to hell!"

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

muddarfukkar

how east indian people say "motherfucker", you'll probably hear this after not paying your cab fare.

**Jake hops in cab**

Cab Driver: "Where du you wandt to go?"

Jake: "Uhh, the mall"

**arrives at mall, Jake books it**

Cab Driver: "Heh, gut bakk here Muddarfukkar!"

by diseased sheep October 2, 2006

Slurhea

Diarrhea casued by ingesting a large amount of slurpee, usually a X-Treme Gulp. The slurpee goes right through body becasue there is little to actually digest, it is a extremely runny fluid that comes out easily, sometimes is coloured the same as the slurpee.

Ben: "Wow, that was a good slurpee!"

Mitch: "Yeah I'm done too."

Mitch: "AHHH, Slurhea!!!"

**Runs to washroom**

Ben: "What the fuck, that was fast!"

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

lung

a thing used to smoke weed. you cut a 2 liter pop bottle in half and tape a bread bag to the bottom. where the cap would be you make a bowl out of tinfoil.

it is used by putting the bag up inside the bottle and lighting the weed in the bowl, while you are lighting you pull the bag down, causing suction, while doing fills the lung with smoke.

Lungs get you very fucking stoned.

i used a lung yesterday after school and was the most stoned i've been in a long time.

by diseased sheep May 30, 2006