diseased sheep's definitions

chicken noodle soup

false advertising.
the noodles are not made of chicken.

lipton chicken noodle soup is tasty!

by diseased sheep June 24, 2006

winter

shitty season when all that happens is cold and more cold, in canada it seems to never end, and all the time it is happening you wish for summer. i know of nobody who likes winter.

winter is the fucking hell of everything.

by diseased sheep July 9, 2006

summer lungs

sore, tired and out of shape lungs.

what most teenagers have at the beginning of school because they smoke so much pot during the summer.

dude, summer lungs suck

by diseased sheep September 1, 2005

No more secs!

Its sounds like no more sex. But really it means no more seconds. If someone like a child is doing something and someone else like a parent or teacher tells them not to, and then the child says "one sec", and then if the child say that a few times the parent or teacher will usually end up saying "No more secs!".

Teacher: "C'mon Billy, you gotta hurry up!"
Billy: "Just one sec"

-2 mins later-

Teacher: "Billy you have to come now!"
Billy: "Okay Okay, just one sec"

-3 mins later-

Teacher: "Billy im not going to tell you again!"
Billy: "Alright, on sec"
Teacher: "Billy, No More Secs!"

.*class laughs*.

by diseased sheep September 5, 2005

burnout

what happens after you smoke weed, you become very tired and dont feel like doing anything besides melting into the couch and eating chips.

after that sesh yesterday i was in burnout for like 3 hours, then i fell asleep.

by diseased sheep May 21, 2006

parents

the people who made you, you may like of dislike them. they are constantly annoying and almost always embarassing you. they are nazis who it is impossible to argue with even if their wrong and they know it, becasue they can just "It's over!!" and if you continue with the argument theres consequences, such as grounding or suspended alouence. they can never see anything from your point of view, and for some reason we have to ask them if were "allowed" to do something or get something. they control our lives.

Parents are the contorlers of our lives.

by diseased sheep July 8, 2006

Snow Skating

Snow skating is like snowboarding except you ride a board similar to a skateboard that doesn't have bindings. Snow Skaters usually ride smaller hills than if they were on a snowboard, its a more free style way to snowboard.

Hey do you guys wanna go snow skating this afternoon?

Yeah we'll build a half pipe in my backyard!

by diseased sheep July 12, 2006