4 definition by dirty chef with long humor

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While a female is performing oral sex to a man, she pours A1-Steak Sauce on his dick.
P1. Taylor must of been hungry for some dick.
P2. Why?
P1. She gave me a Brazilian Blowjob.
by dirty chef with long humor July 17, 2016

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APP
Asshole Playing Pokemon
P1. Is that guy trying take my picture what the fuck!?!?

P2. No, just another APP.
by dirty chef with long humor July 17, 2016

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HBJ
Haters Be Jealous
P1 I can't believe you bought a mustang, how lame.

P2 Hbj
by dirty chef with long humor May 03, 2016

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When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the outside of a menstruating vagina. Frosting on the outside, strawberry filling on the inside.
She was menstruating last night, so instead of making a mess and cuming inside her, I pulled out and gave her a strawberry poptart
by dirty chef with long humor July 17, 2016

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