Definitions by dirty chef with long humor

Strawberry Poptart

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the outside of a menstruating vagina. Frosting on the outside, strawberry filling on the inside.

She was menstruating last night, so instead of making a mess and cuming inside her, I pulled out and gave her a strawberry poptart

Strawberry Poptart by dirty chef with long humor July 17, 2016

APP 

Asshole Playing Pokemon

P1. Is that guy trying take my picture what the fuck!?!?

P2. No, just another APP.

APP by dirty chef with long humor July 17, 2016

Brazilian Blowjob 

While a female is performing oral sex to a man, she pours A1-Steak Sauce on his dick.

P1. Taylor must of been hungry for some dick.
P2. Why?
P1. She gave me a Brazilian Blowjob.

Brazilian Blowjob by dirty chef with long humor July 17, 2016

HBJ 

Haters Be Jealous

P1 I can't believe you bought a mustang, how lame.

P2 Hbj

HBJ by dirty chef with long humor May 21, 2016