Strawberry Poptart

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the outside of a menstruating vagina. Frosting on the outside, strawberry filling on the inside.

She was menstruating last night, so instead of making a mess and cuming inside her, I pulled out and gave her a strawberry poptart

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Brazilian Blowjob

While a female is performing oral sex to a man, she pours A1-Steak Sauce on his dick.

P1. Taylor must of been hungry for some dick.
P2. Why?
P1. She gave me a Brazilian Blowjob.

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P1. Is that guy trying take my picture what the fuck!?!?

P2. No, just another APP.

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P1 I can't believe you bought a mustang, how lame.

P2 Hbj

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