dirk diggler's definitions

buck knuckle

male camel toe

similar to the knee of a buck (male deer)

check out the buck knuckle on that dude!

by dirk diggler June 27, 2004

chunky but funky

thick women that are actually hot looking

i'm not fat i'm chunky but funky.

by dirk diggler June 23, 2004

paralyzer

when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.

Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes.

by Dirk Diggler May 13, 2005

brawny

the swingingest paper towel brand on the market today.

"what kind of paper towels should i get?"
"Brawny DUH!"

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

san diego

Best. City. Ever.

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003