chunky but funky

thick women that are actually hot looking

i'm not fat i'm chunky but funky.

by dirk diggler June 23, 2004

free*

Word used to trick ignorant internet patrons into signing up for spam.

You've won a free* 42" plasma tv. Just enter your email address below.

*It's not really free... sucker!

by Dirk Diggler March 15, 2005

gizzle

v. 1. to pout, complain, or make unreasonable demands. 2. To piss in a gizzle's back (See below).
n. 1. An individual characterized by a lack of diplomacy. 2. Demands respect which has not been earned.
(ALSO: Giz; May be pronounced Ji'-zul)

The gizzle just gizzed on me cuz i didn't pay the phone bill. Fuckin gizzle.

by Dirk Diggler September 13, 2003

Fump

a fupa or gunt, that extends to the rump of a woman. Resembles a horse shoe.

Deborah has to sit both away from her desk and leaning forward out of her chair because her fump won't allow her to sit otherwise.

by Dirk Diggler February 03, 2003

gold caking

when you piss on a woman's face and immediately ejaculate on it and the messy medley of man juice and liquid waste becomes fluffy and cakelike

dude, that girl doesnt care what the hell you put on her face. I heard Jimmy O'Keefe even gold caked her once.

by Dirk Diggler March 13, 2005