dirk diggler's definitions

gold caking

when you piss on a woman's face and immediately ejaculate on it and the messy medley of man juice and liquid waste becomes fluffy and cakelike

dude, that girl doesnt care what the hell you put on her face. I heard Jimmy O'Keefe even gold caked her once.

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

gift giver

What ever fag bug chaser is looking for; a person with AIDS to infect them.

Dave was looking for that special gift giver last night.

by Dirk Diggler July 25, 2003

garden

Drug Dealer

I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

Fump

a fupa or gunt, that extends to the rump of a woman. Resembles a horse shoe.

Deborah has to sit both away from her desk and leaning forward out of her chair because her fump won't allow her to sit otherwise.

by Dirk Diggler February 3, 2003

self preservation

When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...

jimmys convinced that he is too important and feels the need to self preserve himself...

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

apricots

One nasty ass fruit, nigga.

I ate an apricot once, never again.

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003