dillon's definitions

Oxo cube

The insertion of ones thumb into the anus with the simultaneous insertion of ones index finger into the vaginal opening. finger and thumb are then massaged together resembling the crumbling of an oxo cube.

Ask Jon 'oxo cube boy' Ore

by dillon May 13, 2005

Bargs!

Means something is good value for money, shortened down version of bargain.

Easyjet, chomps when they were 10p, just Baguettes in Aylesbury etc..

by Dillon May 13, 2005

harewood high five

in harewood, it's when somebody pokes a chick, and then five of his friends line up, and then poke her also. (till she pops like a balloon)

"hey, did you harewood high five her with bob, joe, phil, dillon and donnie?"
" oh yes, till she popped."

by Dillon December 21, 2004

woodhump

1.Taking you're girlfriend in the woods. 2.Humping while in the woods. 3. Humping a piece of wood.

1. I'm going wood humping today!
2. What you gonna do, wood hump?
3. Man that piece of wood feels so good!

by Dillon April 18, 2004

Maltese

A person from the Medterranean country Malta

Hey your from Malta

by dillon October 16, 2003

HISSSSSSSSSSS

one of the many things shelby does to be annoying that we make fun of her with.

Mostly used with the \m/ hand gesture

"\m/ HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSS"

by Dillon October 10, 2004

Pixie

Small blue or purple creature depending on sex, Big ears, bowlegged, high on wacky tabacci and fly.

look at that high pixie fly

by Dillon June 21, 2004