dillon's definitions

Bargs!

Means something is good value for money, shortened down version of bargain.

Easyjet, chomps when they were 10p, just Baguettes in Aylesbury etc..

by Dillon May 13, 2005

Oxo cube

The insertion of ones thumb into the anus with the simultaneous insertion of ones index finger into the vaginal opening. finger and thumb are then massaged together resembling the crumbling of an oxo cube.

Ask Jon 'oxo cube boy' Ore

by dillon May 13, 2005

Maltese

A person from the Medterranean country Malta

Hey your from Malta

by dillon October 16, 2003

Skip Creature

Racial Termonology for an asian person (includes Pakistani, Indian, Bangladeshi, Nepalese, Afghanistan etc...)

Scooter from Coronation street was the original Skip Creature

by Dillon March 16, 2005

Pixie

Small blue or purple creature depending on sex, Big ears, bowlegged, high on wacky tabacci and fly.

look at that high pixie fly

by Dillon June 21, 2004

woodhump

1.Taking you're girlfriend in the woods. 2.Humping while in the woods. 3. Humping a piece of wood.

1. I'm going wood humping today!
2. What you gonna do, wood hump?
3. Man that piece of wood feels so good!

by Dillon April 18, 2004

conarde

French slang for fucker

you are a fucker
tu est un conarde

by Dillon June 21, 2004