dillon's definitions

official

An oral sexual act.
Often used for fellatio, but can be used to refer to other oral sex acts, like handjobs, anal stimulation, tonguing, ect...

"She gives the best official!" - "I had the hawtest official last night."

by Dillon February 6, 2005

Maltese

A person from the Medterranean country Malta

Hey your from Malta

by dillon October 16, 2003

Skip Creature

Racial Termonology for an asian person (includes Pakistani, Indian, Bangladeshi, Nepalese, Afghanistan etc...)

Scooter from Coronation street was the original Skip Creature

by Dillon March 16, 2005

HISSSSSSSSSSS

one of the many things shelby does to be annoying that we make fun of her with.

Mostly used with the \m/ hand gesture

"\m/ HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSS"

by Dillon October 10, 2004

Bargs!

Means something is good value for money, shortened down version of bargain.

Easyjet, chomps when they were 10p, just Baguettes in Aylesbury etc..

by Dillon May 13, 2005

Oxo cube

The insertion of ones thumb into the anus with the simultaneous insertion of ones index finger into the vaginal opening. finger and thumb are then massaged together resembling the crumbling of an oxo cube.

Ask Jon 'oxo cube boy' Ore

by dillon May 13, 2005

woodhump

1.Taking you're girlfriend in the woods. 2.Humping while in the woods. 3. Humping a piece of wood.

1. I'm going wood humping today!
2. What you gonna do, wood hump?
3. Man that piece of wood feels so good!

by Dillon April 18, 2004